Corrupt a Wish v2

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Granted, but now it is always Friday. Kids will have school every day, parents will have to work every day...

I wish for a Gym Badge.
 
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Granted, it's the first badge from a totally different region.

I wish for unlimited cookie. Whatever that means.
 
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Granted, but you can't take a bite since it's rock-solid.

I wish for Tuesday.
 
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Granted, it is now Tuesday the 17th of August every day of the year.

I wish for a game.
 
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Granted, it is a boring game with absolutely no goals.

I wish for tacos.
 
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Granted, nothing but tacos for the rest of your life.

I wish for a new car.
 
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Granted, they wish for you to die.

I wish we could visit the Distortion World.
 
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Granted. We're dead.


I wish for bees.
 
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Granted, here are two bees for you.

What, you expected some stinging in there? Well, too bad.

I wish for sleep.
 
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Granted, now you cannot wake up.

I wish for a giant robot.
 
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Granted. Next time, when you want action, there will be none.

I wish for a sandwich!
 
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Granted. You can't turn it on.

I wish for a beach.
 
"What do you mean, my Gengarite is contraband?!"
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Granted, it now rains forever. No more sunny beaches.

I wish for two wishes.
 
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Granted. They belong to the next two posters (including me).

I wish for a notebook.
 
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Granted, the notebook has nothing but scribbles and is completely unusable.

I wish that the sun lives forever.
 
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Granted, but the Earth explodes. or something. its 9:30 at night and I'm tired, alright




I wish I was a year younger than I am now.
 
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