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Corrupt a Wish v2

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Granted. He becomes a dull and boring wish-corruptor.

I wish for a Nintendo 64.
 
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Granted. It's dried before coming out of your body.

I wish for the most selfish thing: World War III
 
Self-Necromancy
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Granted, it wiped out half of the world's population, including all Bulbagarden Forums members.

I wish that Valve can finally count to 3.
 
"What do you mean, my Gengarite is contraband?!"
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Granted, it takes 1,000 years. Portal 3 is released in 3016.

I wish for my wash to wish wash as I watch.
 
Ducks
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Granted. I'm not really sure how to corrut it since I'm not entirely sure what this particular wish entaiuls, but that's besides the point.

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
 
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Granted, but another guy did kill it. The fish just died again.

I wish for a wish.
 
Fluffy with 80% more spots!
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Granted. The next wish you get is 1/2 the worth of the previous wish, though the corruption will be 100% intact.

I wish I was part robot.
 
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Granted. You now have the head of R2D2.

I wish I could turn into Cutiefly at will.
 
Likes cute Pokemon
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Granted, you now have to eat nectar for the rest of your life and you have to avoid other Pokemon that are larger and wants to eat you.

I wish that there's no light pollution so I can see the stars and galaxies in space.
 
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Granted. You now see a constellation that is shaped like a hand giving you the middle finger.

I wish I could afford to retire at 28.
 
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Granted, you die at 27 (even if that was in the past)

I wish that I could see a remake of the Pepsi-Man game.
 
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Granted. It is horrible. So bad, in fact, that you wish they never did remake it.

I wish for soda.
 
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Granted. It's bad for your health.

I wish I had an easy life.
 
"What do you mean, my Gengarite is contraband?!"
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Granted, everyone makes fun of you for being a filthy casual.

I wish I could ride a bike.
 
Fluffy with 80% more spots!
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Granted, but all that's left are unicycles.

I wish I could find a genie that granted me three wishes.
 
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Granted, it gets so cold that the entire planet freezes solid, even the mantle and the core is frozen solid.

I wish that Mars and Venus (planets) becomes habitable for human colonization.
 
Fluffy with 80% more spots!
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Granted. People are now 101% likely to cause man-made Martian and Venusian warming on those planets.

I wish I had a car that flies.
 
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Granted, but it gives out while in the air and...well, the results won't be pretty.

We want...a shrubbery!
 
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