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Corrupt a Wish v2

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Granted. You committed the biggest rubbery of flower and plant shop in order to get the biggest shrubbery in the world.

I wish that hardcore players are constantly mocking casuals even more often for even petty stuffs (you would not like this, this is for sure).
 
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Granted. The hardcore players get beat up by the casuals they mock.

I wish I was as fit as possible.
 
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Granted, you are so fit that you're super skinny and you're only skin and bone. People think that you're starving yourself and send you to the hospital where you spend the rest of your life in.

I wish that we have an extra day of the week.
 
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Granted, no one recognizes your work ethic and people call you a horrible worker.

I wish the there's a smiley face on the sun and moon.
 
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Granted, but the additional face on the sun causes the earth to burn.

I wish for a new computer.
 
▲ extremely gay
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Granted, but it's from like 2004 and very outdated.

I wish for future vision.
 
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Granted, you can see into the future and see horrible, horrible things that scar your life forever.

I wish that I have the cutest Pokemon plush there is.
 
Fluffy with 80% more spots!
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Granted. It may look drop-dead cute, but it has the mind of Chucky.

I wish I could paint like Leonardo Da Vinci.
 
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Granted, but you lose your ability to see, cursing you with the ability to make works of art you will never lay eyes on.

I wish for eternal chaos.
 
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Granted, but only you die.

I wish to travel on a bus by myself (that is, no other passengers).
 
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Granted, but there's no driver either. Can you drive a bus yourself?

You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!
 
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Granted, they kill you.

I wish for mod status (and this isn't intended to be taken seriously).
 
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Granted. You got laughed for being a fake mod.

I wish for a bad wish (aside of death).
 
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Granted, enjoy your eternal suffering.

I wish more games these days have the ability to let you listen to either the modern music or 8-bit versions of said music.
 
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Granted, the game you got can only play ear splitting horrible sounds and music, and you're stuck with it.

I wish that summer is longer.
 
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Granted, now since summer is prolonged, Autumn, Winter and Spring are only for a month each.

If we are being scientific, summer will stay at 9 out of twelve months out of twelve months.

Alright back into business; I wish that the Complacent Gaming Syndrome is obligatory by some hardcore tournament.
 
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Granted... But since I don't know what that is and I'm too lazy to Google it, utter chaos occours as many things are banned or something I don't really know where I'm going with this.

I wish the Used Metronome thread could be revived once mere.
 
"What do you mean, my Gengarite is contraband?!"
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Granted, it's dead again by tomorrow.

I wish I could think up a wish right now, seriously.
 
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Granted, you wish to kill yourself.

I wish for the Pokémon anime to actually become good.
 
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