Corrupt a Wish v2

[Poke Trey]

Granted, go watch it.

I wish for a PS4!

 

[Kharixi]

Granted. It is broken beyond repair.

I wish for a creative new forum game.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, the new game is as boring as a rock.

I wish that the clouds are fluffier.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but they suck the fluffiness from every other fluffy thing in the universe until nothing fluffy is left alive.

I wish for three wishes.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, but the wishes caused a paradox, destroying the universe.

I wish for a time machine.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Granted, but it can only go forwards in time at a slightly faster pace then if you were to just wait around for a bit.

I wish for the utter destruction of the universe.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, we are all dead. Including you.

I wish for paradoxes.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, everything becomes a paradox to the point that there's a paradox in a paradox.

I wish that stop complaining about Ash wining second place in the Kalos league.

 

[Max1996]

Granted. People now complain about Sawyer not winning the League.

I wish people stop judging the Sun&Moon anime series solely from the trailer animation.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Granted, they instead continued the 4kids-TPCi war, causing MASS CHAOS.

I wish for a bow and an arrow.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, the bow and arrow are alive and is going to kill you.

I wish for a ton of slimes in Minecraft.

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted but they kill you the instant you spawn.

I wish for sun and moon to be out.

 

[Kharixi]

Granted, but they are rushed and awful.

I wish for a universal remote.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, the remote doesn't even work on anything and no matter what button you press, nothing happens since it's just a cheap piece of plastic.

I wish that my computer isn't so stupid at times.

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted, its always stupid now.

I wish that I could watch Battle Tendency without getting trapped in a web of ads or other complications.

 

[Kharixi]

Granted. Your computer gets a virus.

I wish for a working universal remote.

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted, but it requires so much energy to use, it costs millions of dollars per second.

I wish this wish is gone.

 

[Kharixi]

Grante--

I wish for an unlimited pizza.

 

[RagnorokX]

Granted, but its all moldy

I wish the corrupter of this wish gets to have his wish uncorruptable

 

[Max1996]

Granted, but yours gets corrupted.

I wish for Pokemon plushies.