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Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted. Suddenly, you realized you forgot to bring any Pokémon and the Bewear kills you.

I wish for tickets to a baseball game.
 
Granted. For every hour you spend in the time machine you go forward in time by sixty minutes.

I wish could make people blow up with my mind.
 
Granted, but there are tiny Note 7s (the pre-recall ones) in the cartridges and they exploded when you attempted to play any games.

I wish that this sentence is compl-
 
Granted, while trying to gain more knowledge through ancient alien technology, your head explodes. At least you learnt something before you died I guess.

I wish irony wasn't a thing.
 
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