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Corrupt a Wish v2

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Granted, irony becomes even more of a thing.

I wish that I have a pet duck.
 
Maybe sort of alive
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Granted, it's a mischievous Ducklett.

I wish for a real-life Mewtwo.
 
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Granted, Mewtwo kills you.

I wish that I have a shiny Pachirisu.
 
Dragon Pokémon
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Granted. It kills you with a Thunderbolt.

I wish I could hug a Greninja.
 
Dragon Pokémon
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Granted. A burnt creme brulee.

I wish for a dessert that was made perfectly.
 
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Granted. It's the perfect combination of blood and guts.

I wish for a Mega Buster.
 
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Granted, but due to a mistake during installation, it's pointing towards you.

I wish I knew what a deja vu is.
 
Absol is best poke N/A
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Granted, but you get in a feedback loop whenever you think about it.

I wish I could fly.
 
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Granted, but you can't fly accurately, and as such, you generally fly into objects unwillingly.

I wish to explode.
 
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Granted, you're now dead.

I wish that people would stop polluting the planet.
 
I Stand Out
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Granted, there's no more planet to pollute.

I wish my laptop wouldn't go flat.
 
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Granted, your laptop dies as soon as your turn it on and there's no way to revive it.

I wish for a giant pumpkin cookie.
 
Ducks
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Granted, it pops into existance on top of you and crushed you to death.

I wish for various super powers.
 
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Granted, but you accidentally esplode yourself in the process.

I wish I could have an action figure of my avatar.
 
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Granted, but it's an awful-looking bootleg.

I wish for a delicious cookie.
 
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Granted, your life becomes much harder.

I wish that I'm not lazy with making my town neat in Animal Crossing.
 
¡Prepárate a morir!
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Granted, it becomes your life's work.

I wish I were multilingual.
 
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Granted, gain understanding of a couple animal languages but lose all understanding of human ones.

I wish for more regional variants of Pokémon.
 
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