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Corrupt a Wish v2

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Granted, you ended up giving yourself and everyone who eats the pie a horrible case of food poisoning.

I wish that we can start colonizing the new planets now.
 
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Granted, but due to a rushed construction, all the people on board the shuttle die.

I wish for a perfect laptop.
 
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Granted, your perfect laptop dies before you take it out of the box and you can't use it because it's bricked and have no motherboard.

I wish that the sun is an infant again.
 
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Granted, but the Earth revolves around the Moon now.

I wish I could find Ash.
 
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Granted, but you find him in the form of literal ash. He caught fire, sorry!

I wish that I had more days left in the week to do my college work.
 
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Oh no Ash :( *cries till the end of the world*

Granted, but the college work increases proportionately with the increase in no. of days.

I wish it's S01E01 again.
 
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Granted, but Pikachu is even fatter than before.

I wish I lost weight.
 
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Granted, you lost so much weight that you turn into air and there's no turning back.

I wish that it's spring already and not an extended winter.
 
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Granted, but the heat becomes unsustainable for life.

I wish for a perfect world.
 
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Granted, but since perfection is boring, everyone dies of boredom. Or something.

I wish for a pet of some kind.
 
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Granted, but your muscles turn to bone.
I wish to have infinite Pokemon.
 
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Granted, but the Pokemon disobey you.

I wish to be a ghost.
 
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Granted, but the only thing you can do to interact with the humans is eat spicy foods.
I wish I had time and space control.
 
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Granted, Dialga and Palkia kills you for taking control of time and space

I wish that all of the clouds turn pink.
 
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Granted, but all oxygen becomes carbon monoxide

I wish that I have a Ditto
 
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Granted, you get a Ditto plush that is super dirty and has stains that you might not want to know what the stains are.

I wish that the sky turns pink.
 
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Granted, but you have to live on the website Pokecharms. Thanks for starting my depression Charms.
I wish that I could sleep and wake up whenever I wanted
 
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Granted, but your dreams no longer exist.

I wish for a soda.
 
¡Prepárate a morir!
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Granted. You get Faygo.

I wish I had a butler who would shovel snow for me.
 
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