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  • AussieEevee trains in the Bellsprout Tower on his journey through Johto. Watch as he ascends to the next level here.

Corrupt a Wish v2

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Granted, the butler steals everything in your front and back yard instead of shoveling snow and runs away with his car, and never be seen again.

I wish for a new poster that has all of the current Pokemon on it.
 
¡Prepárate a morir!
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Granted. It's too large to display.

I wish for a million more wishes.
 
Fluffy with 80% more spots!
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Granted. The only thing you can wish for are more literal wishes. Just wishing for wishes that wishes will come true, creating a paradox in this game.

I wish I had my personal yacht.
 
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Granted, but all the oceans and lakes dry up, and the yacht itself is filled with salt water and cannot be emptied of it.

I wish to draw proportions correctly every time.
 
♪ Salamence was meant to Fly! ♫
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Granted, but all faces drawn are hideous.

I wish for a time-turner.
 
¡Prepárate a morir!
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Granted. It's a cow pie.

I wish for superb swordplay skills.
 
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Granted, but you get crazy bad luck in exchange.

I wish for a million more Switches to be in production.
 
Fluffy with 80% more spots!
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Granted. All of them are bricked and need to be recalled.

I wish I had more time to play games than work.
 
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Granted, you now have plenty of time for games, however you begin to neglect work, slowly driving you into poverty.

I wish I had the insight to know all scum.
 
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Granted, but you are later found to have used, shall we say, dubious mehods to acheive said victory, and thus the win is given to Yours Truly instead.

I wish for the ability to function without sleep as well I can function when well-rested.
 
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Granted, you slowly die of lack of sleep.

I wish that my computer turns pink.
 
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Granted, but it also gets the pink screen of death.

I wish Guppy didn't seriously think I'd wanted to kick him out of the underground lake.
 
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Granted, it never happens.

I wish that the RPing thread has more activity.
 
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Granted, it becomes filled with pages of pure spam.

I wish that I had potato bread.
 
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Granted, it's all green and moldy.

I wish for a shiny Mudkip.
 
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Granted, but it spouts that stupid meme.

I wish to finally a pokemon comp team that satisfies me.
 
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Granted, you hate the Pokemon on the team and they all only know tackle or pound.

I wish that people care for the environment more then they already do.
 
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Granted, everyone on earth now cares more for the enviroment more then their own families and friends.

I wish for an egg.
 
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