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Corrupt a Wish v2

Ash's Pikachu
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Granted but the genie fulfills your 1 wish in return if you fulfill his 3 wishes.

I wish Haunter left me alone.

~ Pika Haunter
 
Self-Necromancy
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Granted, but it keeps coming back to annoy you for eternity.

I wish for some money to build a gaming PC.
 
Spidermeme fan
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granted. but its so laggy you can barely load aything

i wish to stay in hauwii
 
Likes cute Pokemon
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Granted, you soon get bored and got nothing to do. Since you can't go get all of your stuff back and you're too young to get a home and a job, you have to live on the streets.

I wish that people stop complaining about things that doesn't even matter.
 
Self-Necromancy
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Granted, they start complaining about EVERYTHING, causing mass chaos.

I wish for my next wishes in this thread to be uncorruptable.
 
Go Your Own Way
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Granted. But since only your next wishes can be uncorruptable, this one gets corrupted, making it so that your next wishes are actually corruptable as well. While trying to rectify this paradox, the wish implodes and creates a black hole that swallows all. Oops.

I wish for it to be exactly 81 degrees Fahrenheit tomorrow.
 
Magical Pokémon
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Granted. The genie can't understand you because he only knows Celsius, and decides to make the temperature 81 degrees Celsius (which is hot af)

I wish for unlimited data!
 
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Granted, your phone dies with so much data and the phone bill is so expensive that Bill Gates can't even afford it. (Keep in mind, Bill Gates is a billionaire.)

I wish I didn't give away one of my Gameboy Advance games that is super cute 13 years ago.
 
Merry Chrysalis
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Granted, you gave away the GBA, your life savings, and your house instead.

I wish to vomit.
 
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Granted, you never vomit, even when you feel like throwing up, you can't.

I wish that I have a shiny Pachirisu.
 
Merry Chrysalis
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Granted. My old friend from elementary school hunts you down for stealing his shiny Pachirisu.

I wish I could laze around all day.
 
Extinct (but still Killer!)
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Granted, you are now in a coma for life.

I wish I had a pet Tyrannosaurus.
 
Magical Pokémon
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Granted. It has feathers! (btw do u like feathered dinosaurs?)

I wish for a satellite that would let anyone access the internet anytime, anywhere!
 
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Granted, it later got slow because all the 7.2B people are using it

I wish to find a celebi. On the grass
 
Merry Chrysalis
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Granted. It's high from being on all that grass.

I wish for a portable teleportation device.
 
Dragon Pokémon
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Granted. It teleports you to the bottom of the sea.

I wish to meet BulbaGarden users in real life.
 
Merry Chrysalis
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Granted, but everyone just turns out to be a seperate tentacle on a giant squid-like behemoth typing on numerous computers. And the creature eats you.

I wish for my video editing learning curve to be easier to surmount.
 
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granted, a lot ofthre's a lot of editing on the screen that people think you wanna be dank


i wish everyone on this forum had a pokemon deludge account
 
Self-Necromancy
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Granted, the world gets deluged from a worldwide flood that Noah's Ark cannot even float.

I wish for pie.
 
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Granted, the pie is old and moldy, and you're forced to eat it in one sitting nonstop.

I wish that the moon starts dancing.
 
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