Corrupt a Wish v2

[Cap'n Jack]

Granted. Thanks for making the Soviets drop their atom bombs and blow Eastern Europe into smithereens.

I wish I were a real boy.

 

[やみのディアルガ]

Granted...but then you'd vanish after doing something like preventing the planet's paralysis.

I wish that Pokemon were real.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, they manage to destroy the world in six hours.

I wish I could play Skyward Sword now.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Granted. You're playing the traditional battle game of the Martians. Here's your plasma sword. Good luck.

I wish I could create beautiful music.

 

[Prez]

Granted, It's so beautiful that Mozart and Bach come from the dead and kill you.
I wish I could find my Black game.

 

[Ghetsis-Dennis]

Granted, it was in your dog's stomach, but it was already digested.

I wish I have ESP.

 

[Mintaka]

Granted. But you can't control it - ouch! You dropped a car on yourself while trying to lift it and keep it lifted!

I wish I had excellent memory.

 

[Ghetsis-Dennis]

Granted, they're all the same memories.

I wish I had Phoenix's powers.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, you can now kick down doors with ease!

I wish television had more decent shows.

 

[Ghetsis-Dennis]

Granted, but they lasted only a few episodes because the audience hated them.

I wish for a stop watch.

 

[Almonds]

Granted, it stopped once and never worked again

I wish I never made any failed dishes

 

[Light Fang]

Granted but you never got to eat any thing you made.

I wish someone would look at what I wrote even though I know it's bad.

 

[Ghetsis-Dennis]

Granted, but they couldn't get access to it because there's an error on the link.

I wish Sentinal was replaced by Juggernaut in Marvel vs. Capcom 3.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, but he's even more broken.

I wish the Sun would never turn into a Red Giant.

 

[Sleepless Nights]

Granted, it'll turn into a white dawrf

i wish i was warmer

 

[Koukoubean]

Granted, now everything is a desert.

I wish I had enough courage to publically deny Kristoph Gavin is sexy.

 

[Kakuna Matata]

Granted, but now you can't stop talking about it. Even if it is true, eventually people are going to want to change the topic. xD

I wish our garden had more vegetables in it.

 

[Ghetsis-Dennis]

Granted, but it tracked more pests.

I wish my diet rules apply to everyone.

 

[Almonds]

Granted, but I'm already slender sexy XDD

I wish I had more friends

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, but you have so many, you never have any time to yourself.

I wish I had the money and confidence to travel the world.