Corrupt a Wish v2

[Derpghost]

granted. 1 dollar and 1 cent.

I wish for a cake.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted, but the cake is a lie.

I wish for more Lego sets.

 

[Mine_turtle]

Granted. You eat them



































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[Derpghost]

...your wish is invaild.

I wish for that stupid portal meme to die already.

 

[Chibster]

Granted, but gets revived after 1 day.

I wish for an endless summer.

 

[Derpghost]

granted
school is now in summer.

I wish to go to Venus without dying.

 

[Mine_turtle]

Granted. You die on the way back



I wish for a Pokemon

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, it kills you and eats you.

I wish that there's more fun things to do besides casinos where I live.

 

[BorgyDudeMan]

Granted. The most fun thing to to now is to get eaten by a Guzzlord. Yay

I wish for an XBox

 

[MegaPod]

Granted, you get a cardboard box with an X on it.

I wish for healthy gums.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted, it's bubble gum.

I wish that I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

 

[BorgyDudeMan]

Granted. That's because you got fired

I wish summer vacation lasted forever

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

Granted. The weather stays the same, too. Now the Northen Hemisphere is burned to a crisp and the Southern Hemisphere freezes.

I wish I had the brain of a supercomputer.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Granted, but your friends use you as a glorified calculator.

I wish I owned a supercomputer.

 

[BorgyDudeMan]

Granted. Your friends and family keep on asking for it.

I wish for motivation to do something...

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

Granted. You're too motivated and there is nothing left to do.

I wish it would rain more where I live.

 

[Kirby4ever]

Granted, it rains so much that the place where you live becomes heavily flooding, homes and business are destroyed.

I wish that I own all of the Pokemon Adventures manga volumes.

 

[BorgyDudeMan]

Granted. Someone steals them.

I wish I didn't need to make a wish to let this game continue.

 

[indigohex]

Granted. You get game over after that.

I wish to date an international supermodel.

 

[BorgyDudeMan]

Granted. It was just a Ditto.

I wish everyone here was active 24/7 (again lol)