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Corrupt a Wish v2

Filtration Fairy
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Granted, but now you wish it were

I wish that my shower drain would not be clogged
 
Moved to PokeCommunity
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granted, but you can only teleport along the y coordinate meaning you can only go up or down any height from your current location

i wish i remembered to make a wish
 
Likes cute Pokemon
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Granted, your never remembered to make a wish.

I wish for more them parks and less casinos where I live.
 
busy
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Granted, but they're protected so you cannot enter them.

I wish my phone would stop overheating.
 
Ducks
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Granted, it gets so cold that the electronics inside stop functioning. And stays that way. Forever.

I wish for pi.
 
"What do you mean, my Gengarite is contraband?!"
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Granted, but I've eaten it.

I wish for some mercy.
 
Well-Known Member
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Granted, but I still have the C.

I wish for the time machine to be invented.
 
⋆⋅☆SᴛᴀR☆⋅⋆
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Granted, but it can only travel 1 second back or forth.

I just wish I had a cookie.
 
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Granted, but there are only three crumbs left.

I wish for a time machine that can travel further than a second.
 
Murphy, Edward
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Granted. It can travel 1.00000000001 seconds either forward or backward.

I wish that I had a snack to eat right about now.
 
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Granted, but it's a single pea.

I wish for something to drink.
 
⋆⋅☆SᴛᴀR☆⋅⋆
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Granted, but it's water from a puddle.

I wish spiders would stop invading my room.
 
Murphy, Edward
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Granted. They invade everywhere else you need to be instead.

I wish that I was a Pokemon Master.
 
This is the Monado's power!
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Granted, but you are never allowed to give bad grades ever again.

I wish I was part Saiyan.
 
Magical Pokémon
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Granted. Your parents discover this and kick u out of the house

I wish I had a 3DS
 
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