• Hey guys! Have you heard? We now have popup
    Yes, Popups!
    messages for your forum posts. Learn more about it here!
  • To keep up with the hype driven by Sword and Shield's release, we are taking applications for new moderators in our Current Events: Sword and Shield as well as Anime and Manga sections.

    For more information, see this thread.We hope you all consider joining our team!
  • We hope you're enjoying Sword and Shield so far! So that everyone can enjoy it and not be spoiled, please keep the all story spoilers and any images from the games in the appropriate sections or in spoiler tags until January 3rd.

    Since spoiler tags are not allowed in signatures, please do not put images from the games in your signature either. You can list the names of new Pokémon if you want to list your team in your signature.

Corrupt a Wish v2

Merry Chrysalis
Joined
Nov 20, 2016
Messages
36,904
Reaction score
40,326
Granted. You hallucinate that your food items are all killing each other.

I wish for Pokémon Ultra Moon.
 
Spiders!
Joined
Oct 18, 2016
Messages
242
Reaction score
1,033
Granted, but the only thing you can ever catch or use are shiny male salandits
 
Spiders!
Joined
Oct 18, 2016
Messages
242
Reaction score
1,033
Granted. Unfortunately, they're for dolls.

I wish to go somewhere tropical.
 
Run Rabbit Run!
Joined
Jul 9, 2017
Messages
7,567
Reaction score
9,302
Granted, but you have to return as soon as you get there.

I wish for a passport.
 
Self-Necromancy
Joined
Apr 8, 2016
Messages
1,581
Reaction score
1,488
Granted, it's fake and you get arrested.

I wish that a pack of Lays contained less air and more chips.
 
Merry Chrysalis
Joined
Nov 20, 2016
Messages
36,904
Reaction score
40,326
Granted, but then you get into a situation where you start running out of breathable air and the air in that chip bag was the only thing that could've saved your life.

I wish for apple pie
 
Well-Known Member
Joined
Sep 7, 2016
Messages
1,121
Reaction score
3,299
Granted, but no one knows that it's real

I wish that I could get Pokken Tournament DX for free
 
Moved to PokeCommunity
Joined
Feb 12, 2017
Messages
1,769
Reaction score
3,258
Granted, but you have no switch to play it on
I wish I had all the time in the world
 
Merry Chrysalis
Joined
Nov 20, 2016
Messages
36,904
Reaction score
40,326
Granted, but it's all spent waiting inside a depressing little room.

I wish Kamella was in Super Mario 3D World
 
Diving Pokémon
Joined
Mar 24, 2014
Messages
33,035
Reaction score
27,133
Granted. You're sucked into that game and chased by Kamella.

I wish for a Greninja.
 
Self-Necromancy
Joined
Apr 8, 2016
Messages
1,581
Reaction score
1,488
Granted, it then beomes a BMGF user and it keeps ninja-ing your posts so you need to waste time editing your posts, which causes you to rage and quit BMGF.

I wish for some food to eat.
 
Merry Chrysalis
Joined
Nov 20, 2016
Messages
36,904
Reaction score
40,326
Granted. Some food eats you.

I wish for no host errors to ever occur during my future Mafia hosting career
 
Spiders!
Joined
Oct 18, 2016
Messages
242
Reaction score
1,033
Granted.
Every game you host is never joined.

I wish my computer could handle games.
 
Self-Necromancy
Joined
Apr 8, 2016
Messages
1,581
Reaction score
1,488
Granted. It grows hands and uses it to handle video games, but you never get to play them because you computer still sucks.

I wish for some pie.
 
Maybe sort of alive
Joined
Dec 9, 2015
Messages
8,884
Reaction score
5,467
Granted, but its flavor is poisonous.

I wish for a cute, innocent little girl.
 
"What do you mean, my Gengarite is contraband?!"
Joined
Jun 10, 2012
Messages
3,385
Reaction score
3,498
Granted, it's Lucy from Elfen Lied.

I wish for cake.
 
Top