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Granted, but you can't land, preventing you from doing things such as driving or using the bathroom.

I wish for a new carpet.
 
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Granted. It's that body swap carpet from gravity falls

I wish i didn't feel sick
 
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Granted. You now feel such an overwhelming sensation of euphoria that you unknowingly get hit by a bus and die.
 
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Granted, but it's also always frozen.

I wish for the perfect cookie.
 
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Granted, but you can't find any gas to fuel your car.

I wish for two Wii Us.
 
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Granted. They don't work.

I wish a meteor would fall upon me.
 
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Granted, but it doesn’t do anything and you now have a meteor on your head

I wish the post timer thing didn’t exist
 
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Granted. Every day is Friday and it’s like groundhogs day where it repeats but for all BMFG users
that sounds cool actually

I wish that scenario i described was an awesome movie that all BMFG members see and love
 
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Granted. It gets banned in all countries the day after it premiers.

I wish i would always win at minesweeper.
 
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Granted. You can play once though, but you do win so you have a 100% win ratio

I wish I could teleport and have unlimited money to use when I do.
 
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Granted. Your unlimited amount of money destroys the U.S. economy, and you can only teleport to the Australian outback

I wish to be a Moderator
 
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Granted but you’re so bad you get modpowers revoked

I wish I felt less sick
 
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