Corrupt a Wish v2

[Almonds]

Granted, you get theived

I wish I had more delicious food

 

[Ghetsis-Dennis]

Granted, but you choked on one of them and went straight to the hospital (where you die).

I wish Retro Studios develop the long-waited F-Zero game.

 

[Almonds]

Granted - it's boring

I wish I had more things to do

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, they are all work-related things, and you never have free time again.

I wish all the delicious food and drinks were better for your health.

 

[Ghetsis-Dennis]

Granted, but a new disease has been created for eating these food and drinks.

I wish every gamer listened to the Game Overthinker.

 

[Bandit Keith]

Granted, but SOPA shuts down his site.

I wish Texas, Colarado, the Middle East, China, Russia, Africa, Romania, Fox News, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and California would go liberal.

 

[DracoMan]

Granted, but Obama, Alan Colmes, New York, George Soros, Nancy Pelosi, and Hillary Clinton go conservative.

I wish I never got ninja'd.

 

[Almonds]

Granted - you get troll'd

I wish people posted more on the threads I made

 

[Rainami]

Granted, but they just troll you with their posts.

I wish I could have magic powers.

 

[Ghetsis-Dennis]

Granted, but you ran out of magic batteries.

I wish my cooking skills improved.

 

[AlexandraTheZoroark]

Granted. Now go onto Top Chef and make one of the judges choke.

I was I wasn't so hungry right now.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, you're not hungry for one second, then hungry again for the rest of your life.

I wish glass wasn't as sharp.

 

[~Aeon]

it happens to still be sharp and cuts you

i wish i had a purple hamster

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, your purple hamster is also an alien and takes over the world in less than 24 hours.

I wish I lived in a mansion.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Granted. You're so filthy stinking rich that it's made out of chocolate. It melts within the week.

I wish I could sing well.

 

[Almonds]

Gratnted, you puff up and burst while singing an aria

I wish I was pretty like anime girls

 

[DracoMan]

Granted, but then anime fanboys will want to [CENSORED] you.

I wish more people would post in the hoedown thread.

 

[Ghetsis-Dennis]

Granted, but you got sued for that thread.

I wish to go somewhere this Friday the 13th.

 

[Chalkwriter]

Granted, but you have to go to watch a lecture by Piers Morgan.

I wish that I would be immune to any disease.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, but you're forced to pay unspeakably high amounts of money for the immnuity, putting you in debt forever after.

I wish I could speak every language in the world.