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Corrupt a Wish v2

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Granted, ME Never comes back for the rest of time.

I wish that I can get flowers in winter.
 
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Granted, but they are surrounded by bees that sting you whenever they see you.

I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish.
 
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Granted, but then you die from your brain exploding.

I wish to be rich.
 
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Granted, it's found that all of that money is fake and you go to jail for fraud.

I wish for a bowl of ice cream cheese cake.
 
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granted, but it's all melted and stuff.

I wish I was omnipotent.
 
Run Rabbit Run!
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Granted, but I don't know what you mean.

I wish I wasn't so rare.
 
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Granted, your rent goes lower by a less then a cent.

I wish that people stop being salty over everything.
 
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Granted. Now people get peppery over things instead and, somehow, that's much worse.

I wish I had made better decisions last night.
 
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Granted, but those were the best decisions anyway.

I wish for someone to post below me.
 
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G̵̺̠̞͉͕̎͋̉̈́̈́̈́r̷̜͎̲̙̦͕͐̂̉͌̔̌͐̎̾̂͛́̇a̶̧̨̛͈͈̻̔̃̽͆̋͌̆̌͆͂͒͐n̸͍̤̺̙͖̫̪͑͑̆̌̔̂̓̓͐̂͂́̆̚ẗ̷̲̰̠̰̟͔͚̘̞̼̩̥̦́́́̆̄͌̊͊͜e̷̫͓̿̽̀͒̾̔̊͐͝d̴̹̰̣͙̥̜̫͔̥̯͙̲͚̳̈́,̵̨̪̠̰̥̻̹̹̰̞̻̖̰̈́̍̑͛͛̃̃̔̈́̀̓͝͝ ̴̰̘̼͔̠̦͎̈́t̸̢̡̟͓̼̦̰̞̼̙͍̯̣͊̿̍͌͝ͅh̶̡̛̠̓̋e̸̻̋͊̆̾̿͘͠ ̵͍̪̥̘͚̤̟͚̹̓̌̇̄͑p̴̺̯̟̝̹͔̺̀̎͊̈͂̈́̓͊͘͝͠o̷͓̦̳̮̊̽̈́̌̌̅̋͆̐̀̆̉̿̈́͘͝s̶̡̢̢̼̙̮͖̙̰͓͔͖̽̑̐̉̊͒t̷̛̯́͛̈́̇̑̎̽ ̸̰̤̬̳̮̇̿̋í̸̺̰̟͆̈̀̉̍̎s̴̳̙̪̦͖͈̗̻̠̪̺̣̿̅̾̈́͆̃̾̊̈̍ ̷̢̩̠̞̼̎̆̈́̽̄̐̈̍̈́͋͑̀̐͠m̵̺͈̱͎̊̍̔́́͒̃̈̓͒̈̇̕è̵̛͚͔̠̤̺̳͍͐̓͑͑͝͝s̶̤̪̱̜̼̹̠͈̗̗̼̜͈̥̗̎̀̓͋͑̇̐̈́̑̀͋̇̕̕͜ș̴̬̯͙̦͙̫͍̟̩̦̙̤͒̃̍̇̊̑͒́̔ę̷̧̛̞̣͙͈͎͆͒̉̿̆̒̃ͅd̶̙̠̜̳̖̈́͂͑̈͑̔̕̕ ̴̧̣̫͙̮̪̪͐̈́͗͆̓́͌̿̀͊͌̃̋̃͛͠u̵̩̼̫̰̒̅͂p̵̨̻͔̙͆̿̈́̅͒ ̵̡̥̣͓̟͖̳̥̩̫̩̘̮̒̂͋̌̌̊̊͐̐̕͘͜͜͝͠å̷̫̜̮̙̞͖̹̣̬͑͐̋̈̈̋͜͝͝n̶̨̳͈͑̏́̍͌̍̄̓̚d̴͎̣̣̖̣̮̏̈́͌̊̇̽͘ ̸̛̣̫̼̺̰͉̌͑͑̿̈̾̈̀̆̚͘͘ų̶̖͇̩̯̖̹͕̱͖̳͉̮͉̋́̅̕̕͜n̸̨͈͐̈͂̄̑̈́͠ṛ̸͉̾͛̋̒͜ẻ̸̙̟̭̝̤̗̼̗͑̄̈́͋̍̆a̷͇̱̝̝̱̦̝̹͕̯͖̬̿̎͂͂̑̅͐͜ḑ̸͎̮̞̬͍̺̞͈̖̰͌̎̊͂̑͒̔͜ả̵̙͖̌͆͌͑̄͛̌͊͆̚b̵̧̢͇̭̝̥̙͚̲̮̝͛̑͋ͅl̸͈̲̩͎̭̟̻͕̗͙̳̭͊̔͌̾̽̓̍̊̊̕͠ȩ̵̢̛̻̦̤͍̦̘͉̤̯̫́̐̿͗̄́̓̏̃̏̊̔͂͊́.̴̨̱̞̜͈̱̬̮͈̜̬̫̘͔̌͂͌̑̔́̏̉͝



I wish that the sun turns pink.
 
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Granted, but I read your post despite you saying that it is unreadable(which I would only have known if it was readable).

I wish for pie flavored pie.
 
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Granted, it takes you to the time where the Earth is born and still a molted lava world, and there's no way to go back to the present.

I wish that the world starts quacking.
 
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Granted. Everyone, including you, starts quacking.

I wish for a new avatar.
 
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Granted.

and it can no longer be changed or removed.

I wish for a new coat.
 
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Granted, but it stinks.

I wish fo a... I wish I never ran out of things to wish for.
 
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