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Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted, but she breaks up with you in three hours.

I wish for a bottle of pure water that I get to drink.
 
Granted, you die as soon as you drink it because it's really bleach.

I wish that Ralts appear in the anime more.
 
Granted, the person you trusted enough to change your shiny Pikipek's nature runs away, never to be seen again.

I wish for a shiny Ralts.
 
Granted, it's a the final prototype and it can't play games and can't go onto WiFi.

I wish my Ralts plush is a foot tall.
 
Granted, it's a regular Victini with it's down like feathers dyed red and white.

I wish that bad people are no longer able to escape from jails and prisons all over the world.
 
Granted, but they all instead get the death punishment.

I wish for a Ralts.
 
Granted, but it removes you from existence entirely and nothing actually happens to the world, instead you are brought to a doomsday dimension.

I wish for the next post to have absolutely no effect.
 
Granted. Unfortunately, due to the overwhelming power of this thread, this post has an effect. You are banished to the Distortion World.

I wish I hadn't burned my tongue on oatmeal
 
Granted, you haven't burnt your tongue on tomorrow's oatmeal.

I wish for someone to post directly below me.
 
Granted. However, you can no longer attempt to create paradoxical wishes.

I wish for a frog
 
Granted, but it hops away.

I wish for the person that posts after the person who corrupts this wish to be on a nonexistent page.
 
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