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Corrupt a Wish v2

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I wish for a mathematically perfect quartz crystal, 2 inches tall, .5 inches in width and length, and perfectly symmetrical .
 
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Granted, but it explodes.

I wish for this wish not to be granted.
 
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Granted.

I wish I could take myself apart and reassemble myself with upgraded components as I please.
 
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Granted. Upon eating the potato bread, every nuke on the planet proceeds to detonate.

I wish I had better luck finding materials.
 
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Granted, but you gain enough luck to obtain just under the amount of materials you require at any given time.

I wish for a wish.
 
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Granted. The wish can never be used.

I wish Legos weren’t so expensive.
 
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Granted it's not really tuna, it's tuna fish made out of synthetic materials.

I wish that my phone's batter doesn't need to be recharged because it lasts forever.
 
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Granted. However, you drop it onto the road and it gets crushed by a tractor.

I wish for a wishing well.
 
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Granted, but you fall into it while trying to make your first wish.

I wish for all 3DS games there are.
 
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Granted. There are none anymore.

I wish my pinkie toes away.
 
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Granted, they leave, though the rest of your toes and even some of your fingers soon follow suit after hearing tales the toes told of being free from the Great Opressor.

I wish I hadn't wished this wish.
 
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Granted. You wish a even more pointless wish instead.

I wish for all the video games I want and the systems to adequately run them.
 
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Granted, but you are forced to live the rest of your life without electricity.

I wish for a fig.
 
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Granted. It stabs you, somehow.

I wish my sick cat would get better.
 
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Granted, but now the cat lives with me. :love:
(hope your cat gets to purr-fect health soon, Cilantro)

I wish for a smoothie.
 
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