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Corrupt a Wish v2

I will burn my dread!
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Granted. You're a native speaker of Klingon and have a wierd accent that people can't help but snicker at every time you talk.

I wish more people my age liked jazz.
 
The Coolest!
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Granted. But since your age is hidden, I had to make everyone like jazz, thus, causing everyone to stop liking other music, and eventually, jazz is the only music left in the world.

I wish I had a BAJILLION DOLLARS!
 
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Granted, but it's all Monopoly money.

I wish I could think of a wish.
 
Lovely
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Granted, you used your last wish when you wished to think of a wish.

I wish I could have a pleasant life doing everything I want.
 
What only matters
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Granted, it's a very short, pleasant life.

I wish Target would sell Bakuman. in store.
 
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Granted, but now its all they sell and eventually leads to it going out of business.

I wish Pikachu and ketchup would reunite in Best Wishes.
 
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Granted, now Pikachu and Ketchup are always in the show and there's a new catchphrase for it and the viewers are complaining about it.

I wish I could live like a fire XDD
 
Mystery in another region
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Granted, now a Chandelure is using your soul to fuel its own fire.

I wish I could instantly cause a certain shipping to lose all of its fans.
 
The Coolest!
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Granted! UPS now has no fans! LOL

I wish I could ship with Hilda......
 
Comfort ghost
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Granted, you take a fishing ship job, Hilda is one of your co-workers. You're both much too busy to even talk.

I wish fleas would go extinct.
 
Notification King 1111
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Granted now they are bigger and called hiar biters

I wish Pokemon was real
 
The Coolest!
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Granted! But now the Salamence in your avatar is out of control, rampaging through the Bulbagarden forums!

I wish snow was more fun and less of a hassle.
 
Notification King 1111
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Granted snow will now self destruct in 3...2...1... snow has blown up

I wish that we had snow
 
Notification King 1111
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Granted it is now 150 degrees out side

I wish I had no homework
 
Comfort ghost
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Granted, but your homework becomes a monster that causes unimaginable damage to the world.

I wish my hair wouldn't grow and never needed to be cut again.
 
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Granted, but some radiation you're somehow exposed to allowed your hair to grow back.

I wish my teeth are indestructible from falling off.
 
busy
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Granted, you're given teeth out of some heavy, tough material. They won't break or anything, but they are so heavy it's hard to open your mouth to eat or talk.

I wish I had a new MP3 Player.
 
Notification King 1111
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Granted it will now play super loud (as in unbearable) and never turn off

I wish that I could get more sleep
 
Mystery in another region
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Granted, but now you are narcoleptic.

I wish they allowed me to dye my hair.
 
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