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Corrupt a Wish v2

Run Rabbit Run!
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Granted, but you get arrested for having those powers.

I wish for a lawnmower.
 
Run Rabbit Run!
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Granted. The hummus somehow starts humming, causing you to fall asleep.

I wish for a new avatar.
 
Dragon Pokémon
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Granted. It's the worst ever.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
 
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Granted. You get nothing instead.

I wish for my headache to go away
 
Run Rabbit Run!
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Granted. Every other part of your body starts aching instead.

I wish for a Wishiwashi.
 
Dragon Pokémon
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Granted. It rusts very quickly.

Vulpix was nibbled to death by a school of tiny fish? :eek: Brutal...
What can I say? Couldn't think of anything. :p

I wish to not be a brutal Salamence.
 
Run Rabbit Run!
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Granted. You grow so weak that you would lose against a Magikarp.

I wish for a TV.
 
Ducks
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Granted, it's haunted.

I wish for a transcript of the 'world of Pokémon' intros from the Pokémon movies to appear in V's post (in a spoiler maybe to not have it interupt the flow or something).
 
Run Rabbit Run!
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This was the only one I could find.

I wish for something to wish for.
 
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Granted. You wish for me to be rich.

I wish I didnt run out of lotion.
 
Merry Chrysalis
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Granted. You run into lotion. The stack of lotion bottles collapses upon you and crushes you as a result.

I wish I could drive.
 
Ducks
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I don't need to grant this wish, since everyone can drive. It's just s matter of your personal ability and whether you have the legal right to be able to, and I'm too lazy to change that stuff. :p

I wish for laziness. Interpret that how you will.
 
Merry Chrysalis
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I'll grant that later.

I wish for a puppet
 
"What do you mean, my Gengarite is contraband?!"
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Granted, but now your next wish will never be granted.

I wish it was Friday.
 
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