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Corrupt a Wish v2

Run Rabbit Run!
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Granted. It's Friday 13th.

I wish for something to wish for... Again :p
 
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Granted. Pestilence and strife counts as something, right?

I wish for the end of days.
 
Run Rabbit Run!
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Granted, but I don't know what you're wishing for.

I wish for a Rockruff.
 
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Granted. *Turns ^ into a Rockruff*

I wish that the below user's wish shall end up with them becoming a zombie. Feel free to be as creative with that as you will, whoever posts after the below user.
 
Just some random guy on a random site
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Granted? *looks at V*

I wish never to become a zombie (it is called corrupt a wish for a reason)
 
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Granted. *Turns ^ into a zombie, then travels back in time to stop myself from turning ^ into a zombie*

I wish that said action doesn't create a paradox that ends all things.
 
Merry Chrysalis
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Granted. It ends the paradox that creates all things.

I wish I could just play Ultra Sun all day long.
 
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Granted, it is now eternally night.

I wish Pokemon comes with a new announcement soon
 
Ducks
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Granted, but there's a Greninja waiting for you there, and it's not friendly...

I wish for an NZ dollar.
 
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Granted, but it drops in stock and is now worthless

I wish I get a high grade on my tests
 
Merry Chrysalis
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Granted. You can never exchange it or go to New Zealand.

Edit: Granted, but they're all stupidity tests

Granted, but it's a new mythical that looks like a chair with eyes.
I want it. In fact, I wish this were true.
 
Merry Chrysalis
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Granted, but you cannot access the pie to consume it on account of your permanent banishment from New Zealand, where the pie is situated.

I wish for rain boots
 
⋆⋅☆SᴛᴀR☆⋅⋆
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Granted, but they look like Crocs and aren't very water proof.

I wish for more dogs.
 
Ducks
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Granted. *Gives ^ two more dogs, the lowest possible number that counts as 'dogs'*

I wish my apparent banishment from New Zealand was lifted.
 
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Now I have 4 :O

Granted, but you can't find a way to get back to New Zealand.

I wish I had a better pen.
 
Ducks
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Granted, it might be a better-looking pen, but it doesn't actually have any ink in it.

I wish I wish I hsn't wished this wish.
 
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Granted. Your head explodes.

I wish for all the Pokemon plushies in the world.
 
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Granted, but you drown in them

I wish for an amazing way to finish this sentence
 
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