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Corrupt a Wish v2

Ducks
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Granted, you now owe millions of dollars to Team Rocket.

I wish for trees, whatever that means.
 
Run Rabbit Run!
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Granted. The trees fall onto and subsequently crush you.

I wish for a Pikanium Z.
 
power move if you ask me
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Granted. You use Catastropika... and break your Nintendo Switch.

I wish for an essay.
 
Run Rabbit Run!
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Granted. It's an essay on how to get yourself arrested.

I wish for a CD.
 
Gobble Gobble Gobble
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Granted. It's a CD version of The Ring.

I wish I had a murderous robot.
 
Run Rabbit Run!
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Granted. You get so much creativity that it kills you.

I wish I didn't have to wait a minute between posts.
 
Well-Known Member
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Granted. Unfortunately, you always wake up an hour later than you intend to.

I wish for orange juice.
 
Gobble Gobble Gobble
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Granted. It’s infested with ants.

I wish I could understand Japanese.
 
Dragon Pokémon
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Granted, but now you can't even understand English.

I wish I was a mod.
 
Ducks
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Granted, you become a mod for [insert PC game here].

I wish for ponies. Interpret/corrupt that how you will.
 
Run Rabbit Run!
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Granted. You get a Ponyta that hates you so much that it burns you every time it sees you.

I wish for a working laptop.
 
Just some random guy on a random site
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Granted, your laptop takes your job, your family and eventually your whole life. You just doomed yourself by getting a working laptop.

I wish that it is 20:00 GMT+1
 
Run Rabbit Run!
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Granted. You suddenly disappear.

I wish for something to buy.
 
Extinct (but still Killer!)
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Granted. You're stuck in Walmart until you find whatever it is you planned on buying.

I wish I could sleep more
 
Run Rabbit Run!
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Granted. You never wake up

I wish for some more trophy points.
 
I'm a Girl
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Granted, but you're not allowed to have an avatar anymore.

I wish I had good social skills.
 
Ducks
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Granted, but you myteriously never find yourself in any social situations ever again.

I wish for a new pair of wings.
 
Mr. Skuntank
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Granted. Your arms have been replaced with functional wings and your mouth has been replaced with a beak.

I wish I had a Pokémon in real life.
 
I'm a Girl
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Granted, but you have a Pokemon you don't like.

I wish my mom was not possessive.
 
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