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Corrupt a Wish v2

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Granted, but instead of cooking food customers want, you always cook for them the wrong food.

I wish for winds to stop causing fires.
 
Run Rabbit Run!
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Granted. Every time you fart a fire starts somewhere.

I wish my Bulbaversary would come faster.
 
I'm a Girl
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Granted, a plane also comes and crashes into your house.

I wish to visit the circus.
 
Dragon Pokémon
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Granted. It turns out to be very boring.

I wish to go on a vacation.
 
Run Rabbit Run!
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Granted. You go to a desert island and get stranded there for the rest of your life, with no access to the forums.

I wish for a wish.
 
I'm a Girl
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Granted, but you won't be able to make your wish till it is the year 2085.

I finally got my wish for a beautiful weather and now I wish for a spare wish since I can't think of anything right now.
 
Merry Chrysalis
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Your first wish is granted without hassle, but you accidentally undo it by somehow using the spare wish to summon a great hurricane.

I wish for a mustache
 
Rock and roll badger
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Granted but it's very long and you trip over it.

I wish no more animals would become extinct.
 
Likes cute Pokemon
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Granted, every single animal that went extinct in the past gets revived and caused everything to be turned into chaos. Then every single animal including humans went extinct.

I wish that we know more about the oceans and that people are more into nature then what celebrities are doing in their daily lives.
 
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Granted. Reality shows are gone now, replaced with nature documentaries!
I wish I had a mood ring.
 
I'm a Girl
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Granted, but it's made of glass and you dropped it. Now you can't get another one.

I wish I lived in a gothic looking house.
 
Extinct (but still Killer!)
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Grabted, but her voice actor is Seth MacFarlane


I wish I could do better impersonations of Peter Griffin
 
I'm a Girl
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Granted, but that specific quirk you asked for does not exist and instead, you get the peculiar behavioral habit.

I wish to stay healthy forever.
 
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Granted. Reality shows are gone now, replaced with nature documentaries!
The most uncorrupted wish ever since I would love to see that! :D
I wish to stay healthy forever.
Granted, the governments and the scientists all over the world take you away to study and test you to try to figure out how you are able to stay perfectly healthy forever, and see if there's a way to do it to the entire population. You never get to see family friends ever again, and you'll never get to enjoy life again as well.

I wish that my keyboard is pink.
 
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Granted, your keyboard has pink sulfuric acid on it. Use with caution.

I wish to be a professional musician.
 
Rock and roll badger
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Wish granted, you are the best recorder player in the world.

I wish Rumika would return to the Pokemon anime this summer!
 
Run Rabbit Run!
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Granted. However, every episode she appears in gets banned worldwide.

I wish I could just skip the next two weeks.
 
I'm a Girl
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Granted, you will skip food for the next two weeks. Good luck on living without food.

I wish we did not have to pay for rent and house expenses.
 
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