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Corrupt a Wish v2

I'm a Girl
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Granted, the song is a flop.

I wish I did not have allergies.
 
Empathic Wanderer
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Granted, but the phone has a Rotom in it, causing mayhem whenever you turn it on.

I wish I had a million bucks

(OBVIOUS JOKE ALERT)
 
I'm a Girl
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Granted, but you end up losing them the next day.

I wish it's not so hot in my room.
 
Empathic Wanderer
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Granted, but now your room is extremely cold!

I wish I had a shiny new sword in my hand!
 
Filtration Fairy
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Granted, but the blade literally went right into your hand.

I wish I had a shiny Victini on Ultra Sun
 
I'm a Girl
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Granted, you become insane and your clients write bad reviews about you.

I wish to be an extrovert.
 
Dancing With Myself
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Granted! You fling yourself into crowds with jokes and anecdotes and jokes about anecdotes and everyone's head explodes from your charm and bam! No one to be an extrovert with.

I wish for a way with words for tonight's writing session.
 
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Wish granted but they're all the wrong words.

I wish I could obtain an Alolan Sandshrew in Pokemon Go.
 
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Granted. A girl named Claire immediately steals it.

I wish for some soup.
 
I'm a Girl
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Granted, but your soup has bugs in it.

I wish I was good on playing an instrument.
 
Dancing With Myself
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Granted, but you have to move to Soviet Russia. And in Soviet Russia, the instruments play you.

I wish for a bearskin cap.
 
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Granted. The bear is still alive, and the cap kills you.

I wish for an umbrella.
 
I'm a Girl
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Granted, your umbrella goes inside out to the point you can't even use it for when it rains.

I wish I was 7 feet taller than my height.
 
Filtration Fairy
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Granted. A stack of seven actual feet grows atop your head.

I wish for a canoeing trip.
 
I'm a Girl
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Granted, you fall in the crocodile's lagoon.

I wish I could sing good.
 
Filtration Fairy
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Granted. You can now sing ♪GOOD!!♪ in a very screechy voice.

I wish for video editing prowess.
 
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Granted. You are only allowed to edit one video a year, and it has to be less than a second long.

I wish for a time machine (again)
 
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