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Corrupt a Wish v2

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Parma, Jul 17, 2011.

  1. KenderCharmeleon

    KenderCharmeleon Fiery Extraordinaire

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    You're now a unicorn that lost its horn, so you look like just a regular horse.

    I wish that Charmeleon was as popular as Pikachu.
     
  2. AnimeboyIanpower

    AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Wanderer

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    Granted, but Charmeleon acts like Ugandan Knuckles


    I wish I could summon Mothra!
     
  3. Kung Fu Ferret

    Kung Fu Ferret Dragon King of the Eastern Seas

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    Granted. You destroy your home country in the process!

    I wish I could clone dinosaurs!
     
  4. Magnificent Entertainer

    Magnificent Entertainer Multimedia Executive Bulbacast Host

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    Granted, but they eat you and every human on the planet.

    I wish for every Pokemon to be at my command.
     
  5. AnimeboyIanpower

    AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Wanderer

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    Granted, but they're all hypnotized and once they snap out of it, they will hate you!


    I wish I had superpowers!
     
  6. KenderCharmeleon

    KenderCharmeleon Fiery Extraordinaire

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    You got the superpower to turn pepper in salt. Congrats.

    I wish I had an avatar.
     
  7. Tag365

    Tag365 Registered User

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    The avatar permanently covers your faces like a painting taped to it.

    I want to be a Skuntank/Gogoat fusion.
     
  8. MegaPod

    MegaPod Seaweed Specter

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    Granted. You horribly fail an emissions test which you didn’t know Gogoat need to pass.

    I wish for salsa.
     
  9. Shiny Celebi

    Shiny Celebi Captain of the Survey Corps Former BMGf Head Administrator

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    Granted, but the salsa isnt at all spicy

    I wish for some fresh baked cookies
     
  10. Ereshkigal

    Ereshkigal Far too mouthy for my own good.

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    Granted! One set of fresh baked cookies, just like old Shub-Niggurath makes!

    I wish for the secret of immortality.
     
  11. Moon Umbreon

    Moon Umbreon Intertwining Pokémon

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    Granted. Everyone you know immediately dies as a result...

    I wish I had an infinite amount of money.
     
  12. MegaPod

    MegaPod Seaweed Specter

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    Granted. Everything you want to buy now costs negative infinity, and even a single purchase creates a massive paradox.

    I wish for a Jukebox Pokémon to be officially released.
     
  13. Ereshkigal

    Ereshkigal Far too mouthy for my own good.

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    Granted. It's a Rotom form only available as a limited-edition Pokemon Go release in Japan.

    I wish Rotom could evolve.
     
  14. Moon Umbreon

    Moon Umbreon Intertwining Pokémon

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    Granted. Every time you try to evolve it, the game loses all of its data and you have to start all over again.

    I wish for a partridge in a pear tree.
     
  15. RTLfan

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    Granted but it flies off immediately.

    I wish I had $1000 right now.
     
  16. Ereshkigal

    Ereshkigal Far too mouthy for my own good.

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    Granted. But it's stolen. From the Mafia. And they know you took it. And now you have red hair and are a step-child.

    I wish Nintendo would accept Bowsette.
     
  17. Sightnado

    Sightnado The All-Seeing Tornado

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    Granted, but they remove the source of the meme.

    I wish Nintendo would actually make a new game for once and not just more sequels to old games.
     
  18. Moon Umbreon

    Moon Umbreon Intertwining Pokémon

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    Granted. The game is impossible to play, and causes so many people to complain that Nintendo ends up going bankrupt.

    I wish for an Alolan Vulpix plushie.
     
  19. MegaPod

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    Granted. It’s a plushie of Kantonian Vulpix, manufactured in Alola.

    Oh yeah, and the “Manufactured in Alola” sticker is sewn over the poor plushie’s face.

    I wish for a glass of Kool-aid
     
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  20. Ereshkigal

    Ereshkigal Far too mouthy for my own good.

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    Granted! It's new, Water-Flavored Kool-Aid! It looks and tastes exactly like plain water, yet somehow has 50,000,000% of your daily sugar recommendation (per glass).

    I wish for the above drink to replace alcohol.
     
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