Corrupt a Wish v2

Fiery Extraordinaire
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You're now a unicorn that lost its horn, so you look like just a regular horse.

I wish that Charmeleon was as popular as Pikachu.
 
The Rightful Heir
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Granted. You destroy your home country in the process!

I wish I could clone dinosaurs!
 
Empathic Wanderer
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Granted, but they're all hypnotized and once they snap out of it, they will hate you!


I wish I had superpowers!
 
Mr. Skuntank
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The avatar permanently covers your faces like a painting taped to it.

I want to be a Skuntank/Gogoat fusion.
 
Purple Poison Pupa
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Granted. You horribly fail an emissions test which you didn’t know Gogoat need to pass.

I wish for salsa.
 
Deputy Head Admin
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Granted, but the salsa isnt at all spicy

I wish for some fresh baked cookies
 
Far too mouthy for my own good.
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Granted! One set of fresh baked cookies, just like old Shub-Niggurath makes!

I wish for the secret of immortality.
 
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Granted. Everyone you know immediately dies as a result...

I wish I had an infinite amount of money.
 
Purple Poison Pupa
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Granted. Everything you want to buy now costs negative infinity, and even a single purchase creates a massive paradox.

I wish for a Jukebox Pokémon to be officially released.
 
Far too mouthy for my own good.
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Granted. It's a Rotom form only available as a limited-edition Pokemon Go release in Japan.

I wish Rotom could evolve.
 
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Granted. Every time you try to evolve it, the game loses all of its data and you have to start all over again.

I wish for a partridge in a pear tree.
 
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Granted but it flies off immediately.

I wish I had $1000 right now.
 
Far too mouthy for my own good.
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Granted. But it's stolen. From the Mafia. And they know you took it. And now you have red hair and are a step-child.

I wish Nintendo would accept Bowsette.
 
Darkness ≠ Evil
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Granted, but they remove the source of the meme.

I wish Nintendo would actually make a new game for once and not just more sequels to old games.
 
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Granted. The game is impossible to play, and causes so many people to complain that Nintendo ends up going bankrupt.

I wish for an Alolan Vulpix plushie.
 
Purple Poison Pupa
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Granted. It’s a plushie of Kantonian Vulpix, manufactured in Alola.

Oh yeah, and the “Manufactured in Alola” sticker is sewn over the poor plushie’s face.

I wish for a glass of Kool-aid
 
Far too mouthy for my own good.
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Granted! It's new, Water-Flavored Kool-Aid! It looks and tastes exactly like plain water, yet somehow has 50,000,000% of your daily sugar recommendation (per glass).

I wish for the above drink to replace alcohol.
 
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