Corrupt a Wish v2

[KenderCharmeleon]

You're now a unicorn that lost its horn, so you look like just a regular horse.

I wish that Charmeleon was as popular as Pikachu.

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Granted, but Charmeleon acts like Ugandan Knuckles


I wish I could summon Mothra!

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Granted. You destroy your home country in the process!

I wish I could clone dinosaurs!

 

[Magnificent Entertainer]

Granted, but they eat you and every human on the planet.

I wish for every Pokemon to be at my command.

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Granted, but they're all hypnotized and once they snap out of it, they will hate you!


I wish I had superpowers!

 

[KenderCharmeleon]

You got the superpower to turn pepper in salt. Congrats.

I wish I had an avatar.

 

[Tag365]

The avatar permanently covers your faces like a painting taped to it.

I want to be a Skuntank/Gogoat fusion.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted. You horribly fail an emissions test which you didn’t know Gogoat need to pass.

I wish for salsa.

 

[Shiny Celebi]

Granted, but the salsa isnt at all spicy

I wish for some fresh baked cookies

 

[Ereshkigal]

Granted! One set of fresh baked cookies, just like old Shub-Niggurath makes!

I wish for the secret of immortality.

 

[Moon Umbreon]

Granted. Everyone you know immediately dies as a result...

I wish I had an infinite amount of money.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted. Everything you want to buy now costs negative infinity, and even a single purchase creates a massive paradox.

I wish for a Jukebox Pokémon to be officially released.

 

[Ereshkigal]

Granted. It's a Rotom form only available as a limited-edition Pokemon Go release in Japan.

I wish Rotom could evolve.

 

[Moon Umbreon]

Granted. Every time you try to evolve it, the game loses all of its data and you have to start all over again.

I wish for a partridge in a pear tree.

 

[RTLfan]

Granted but it flies off immediately.

I wish I had $1000 right now.

 

[Ereshkigal]

Granted. But it's stolen. From the Mafia. And they know you took it. And now you have red hair and are a step-child.

I wish Nintendo would accept Bowsette.

 

[Sightnado]

Granted, but they remove the source of the meme.

I wish Nintendo would actually make a new game for once and not just more sequels to old games.

 

[Moon Umbreon]

Granted. The game is impossible to play, and causes so many people to complain that Nintendo ends up going bankrupt.

I wish for an Alolan Vulpix plushie.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted. It’s a plushie of Kantonian Vulpix, manufactured in Alola.

Oh yeah, and the “Manufactured in Alola” sticker is sewn over the poor plushie’s face.

I wish for a glass of Kool-aid

 

[Ereshkigal]

Granted! It's new, Water-Flavored Kool-Aid! It looks and tastes exactly like plain water, yet somehow has 50,000,000% of your daily sugar recommendation (per glass).

I wish for the above drink to replace alcohol.