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Corrupt a Wish v2

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Granted, but the moment you take a sip, you begin to feel drunk as if it WAS alcohol.


I wish I was actually good at using hypnosis...
 
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Granted; its the mundane, real-life hypnosis used for witnesses in forensic psychology and not the fantastic mind-control/brainwashing in fictionland.

I wish I was a demon.
 
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Granted, but in order to maintain your powers, you must...

...get intimate...

...with as many people as possible... (Essentially, you are now an incubus/succubus)


I wish I could tell a girl I knew in elementary school how I feel...
 
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Granted, she thinks you're disgusting and she doesn't ever want to meet you ever again, and she'll even go to murderous lengths just to prevent it from happening.

I wish I were a butterfly.
 
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granted, but your main body weighs 60 pounds somehow, preventing you from flying anywhere

I wish I had someone that I could murder, and was deserving of it
 
Far too mouthy for my own good.
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Granted. You are teleported to the end of your lifespan, and your victim is yourself at the end of the murder spree this very wish has spawned.

I wish I could alter time at will.
 
❤ Fluorite & Gypsums
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Granted, but you cause the grandfather paradox to happen.

I wish I had portal-based superpowers.
 
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granted, but the only place the portal takes you to is the parking lot of a tgi fridays

I wish my father wasn't a bigot
 
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Granted, but since you posted that wish in Corrupt a Wish, it's implied that you wish for there to be some catch, so just granted. Your father is not a bigot, no strings attached.

I wish the next person to respond to this won a million US dollars.
 
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Granted. But I can't spend it, or convert it to pounds.

I wish for a lifetime's supply of chocolate.
 
Bombing Bagworm
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Granted. One poisoned chocolate, coming right up!

I wish for a working washing machine and dryer.
 
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Granted. But it only works for 5 items of clothing.

I wish to be able to Transform like Mew.
 
Far too mouthy for my own good.
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Granted. You're now a Ditto.

I wish for a tank to help me deal with crazy drivers on the road.
 
Cool cat
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Granted. You are now targeted by Russian airstrikes.

I wish I had my old username.
 
❤ Fluorite & Gypsums
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Granted, but out of any username you've had on any site in the past, you have the most embarrassing one possible.

I wish I had a button on my desk at home that I could press, and every time I pressed that button, someone showed up at my door with a free large veggie pizza for me.
 
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Granted, but the pizza place ends up closing down because you pressed the button too much and they went bankrupt from giving out free pizza

I wish that my room didn't get so dusty so often
 
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Granted. It gets dusty even more often.

I wish they would rerelease the forum skin The World Beyond.
 
Far too mouthy for my own good.
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Granted. But, your computer explodes every time you use it.
 
Bombing Bagworm
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Granted, but you forget this game exists.

I wish for a shiny Meltan
 
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