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Corrupt a Wish v2

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Granted, but they're still a mess.

I wish they would pick better names for the Gen 8 games
 
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Granted, but Pidgey is the only obtainable Pokémon in the games, and it won't even evolve.
Granted. All of the Gen VIII Pokémon are named "Bidoof".

I wish for something edible.
 
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Granted. You're a mod for one nanosecond, and then you get permabanned.

I wish for a hot dog. But not a toasted canine :p
 
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Granted, you get a hog dog made from... meats you'd be better off not knowing...

I wish I could come up with a good question for my thread... :confused:
 
❤ Fluorite & Gypsums
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Granted, but you don't get an answer. You decide that really, it was pointless to ask a spool of thread a question, as none have ever been known to talk.

I wish I had shapeshifting powers.
 
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Granted, but the only thing you can shapeshift into is what you already are.

I wish for more time so I can make Minecraft videos and become the most epic gamer of all time
 
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Granted, you have all the time in the world to make Minecraft videos and become master at it, however you have no free time to do anything else, including eating...

I wish I could try a new hobby.
 
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Granted. Except that hobby happens to be the most wasteful hobby ever.

I wish that this wish is not corrupted.
 
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Granted, but your Pokemon Go gets corrupted in such a way that you can't actually SPEND said coins.
 
Maniacal Engineer
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Granted, you get banned from the forums for forgetting to post a wish.

I wish that every egg hatched in Pokémon games was a Shiny Pokémon.
 
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Granted, shiny Pokémon are now so common that the regular version is the new shiny and nobody wants shinies anymore.

I wish I would stop staying up until early in the morning...
 
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Granted, but now you're a chicken from... wherever they get their chicken.

I wish people stop hating characters because they get in the way of their ship.
 
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Granted, they now hate all characters regardless of ships.

I wish I could learn a new language
 
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Granted, but it's a language absolutely no one else understands, so it's completely useless.

I wish to finally become inspired for my project I have to do at school. (I'm not kidding here)
 
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Granted. You are inspired to do something so bad it gets an F.

I wish I could shelter taxes in the Cayman Islands.
 
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Granted. Except there's nothing there for you to do.

I wish for inspiration to do something that's worth an "A" for my school project.
 
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Granted, but everybody thinks you plagiarized and you get expelled.

I wish I had the money for a Nintendo Switch and the new Pokemon games coming out
 
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