Corrupt a Wish v2

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Granted, but you don't have money for anything else.

I wish Wolfman was in the games.
 
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Granted. He's in a game so bad it's nearly to the point of E.T. the video game.

I wish for this wish to do absolutely nothing.
 
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Granted, but in doing nothing it did something.

I wish I could be more articulate
 
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Granted. Now you won't be able to shut up for more than a minute.

I wish I could read minds.
 
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Granted, but you can't turn it off and you will always read people's dark and weird thoughts.

I wish I could be less shy.
 
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Granted. Now you're fearless and do dangerous things without considering the risks.

I wish to be able to fly.
 
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Granted. You can only fly backwards, and can't control where you go.

I wish that July would come sooner.
 
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Granted. A planet-eating behemoth named July, who was scheduled to arrive centuries later, can now make it to our solar system tomorrow.

I wish for a good night of sleep.
 
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Granted. But now you can't walk on land.

I wish I cold live on Mars.
 
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Granted, but you have no spacesuit.

I wish I could assemble an army of 1,000 men.
 
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Granted. You are forced to spend your days literally assembling 1,000 robotic men who, upon completion of the whole army, will automatically turn on you and kill you.

I wish to create an artful background for my latest Pokémon drawings
 
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Granted. In exchange, you've lost almost all of your physical powers.

I wish I could run faster.
 
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Granted. Whenever you run, you end up destroying everything in your path.

I wish for eggs.
 
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Granted, you get banned for breaking the rules of the thread.

I wish to turn back time three years.
 
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Granted. Now you're forced live your last three years in reverse.

I wish for a filling lunch.
 
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Granted, but first it will go to your thighs, and then you explode.

I wish I could beat all the Theatrhythm songs in the highest difficulty.
 
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