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Corrupt a Wish v2

Cool cat
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Granted, you can beat them... with cheating devices.

I wish to know what Albert Einstein's last words were.
 
Prince of the Sea
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Granted. Now you won't know how to say anything else ever again.

I wish I could read Japanese.
 
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Granted. Now you can't read anything else.

I wish to be able to fall asleep easier.
 
Prince of the Sea
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Granted. Now you will fall asleep if you tire yourself out even a little.

I wish I would never be late for meetings.
 
Cool cat
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Granted, now you always have to be six hours early.

I wish I could get a five on every AP test I'm taking.
 
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Granted, they change their grading system and you get a 5% on them.

I wish for unlimited data.
 
Prince of the Sea
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Granted. Now you will get the worst possible score on every other test.

Granted. Now your brain will get overloaded from the data and make you fall into coma.

I wish I could cook better.
 
Pokemon: Weapon
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Granted. Now you can only cook Brussels sprouts to perfection, the rest you're completely garbage at.

I wish for someone to post below me.
 
Bombing Bagworm
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Granted, but that person is a real weirdo.

I wish for a haircut.
 
Prince of the Sea
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Granted. Now all of your hair has been cut and you're bald.

I wish to go to the moon, while wearing a spacesuit.
 
God of Life and Death
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Granted but the dude who gave it to you stole it from the government. FBI open up!

I wish Digimon were real
 
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No wish so I'll corrupt the previous one: Granted but they're sealed in some sort of high tech unopenable material.

I wish I was in better physical health.
 
Prince of the Sea
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Granted, now your mental health goes down the drain.

I wish for an around the world trip.
 
Icy Fox
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Granted, but you have to go blindfolded.

I wish for a magnifying glass.
 
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Lol that is one good corruption.

Granted but it's extremely....smelly for some reason.
 
Well-Known Member
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Granted, but now you're banned from this thread for not making a wish.

I wish I wasn't picky about what food I eat.
 
Cool cat
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Granted, now you want to eat poisoned and spoiled food.

I wish to own a multibillion dollar corporation.
 
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Granted but it's a pyramid scheme and you go to jail.

I wish I had a Skiploom.
 
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Granted, but you have no other Pokemon.

I wish for something extremely insignificant to happen.
 
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