Corrupt a Wish v2

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Granted. It's something insignificant that you can't even see it happen.

I wish for endless candy.

 

[Parissong]

Granted. They're all black licorice.

I wish for a monkey that can speak fluent Spanish and can make really good omelettes.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Granted. That monkey will throw those omelets at your face while shouting Spanish insults.

Granted. They're all black licorice.

How did you know I seriously don't like that stuff?

I wish for a hover board.

 

[Parissong]

How did you know I seriously don't like that stuff?

Nobody likes black licorice X)

I wish for a scooter.

Granted. It breaks down after 3 minutes of use.

I wish for the blackest and most bitter coffee.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Granted. The coffee is now so bitter it's undrinkable.

Granted. It breaks down after 3 minutes of use.

I edited the post, but I guess the same could apply to the new one as well?

I wish for something warm.

 

[Parissong]

Granted. The coffee is now so bitter it's undrinkable.

Gahahaha, you underestimate my innate ability to ingest even the most bitter of substances. I basically thrive on black coffee.

Granted. You are now teleported to beside the sun.

EDIT: I wish for something cold

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Gahahaha, you underestimate my innate ability to ingest even the most bitter of substances. I basically thrive on black coffee.

Granted. You are now teleported to beside the sun.

Where's your new wish?

 

[Vast Darkness]

Granted. You become the absolute lowest temperature that a human can stay alive at, and are no longer able to be killed by temperature. Also you can't change temperature anymore. You're always cold.

I wish for absolutely nothing to happen.

 

[Neko Zombie]

Granted. The entire universe is destroyed so that absolutely nothing can happen.

I wish to be able to breathe in space.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Granted. Now you can't breathe air anymore.

I wish to able to breathe underwater.

 

[Contrainer]

Granted. Now you can't breathe air anymore.

I wish to able to breathe underwater.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Granted. Now you must carry a fish bowl over your head all the time.

I wish for a cake.

 

[Pikochu]

Granted. The cake is a lie.

I wish that I fall asleep and wake up at the right time.

 

[Vast Darkness]

Granted. You fall asleep at 3 PM and wake up at 3 AM (because that's the right time (the hour hand is directly right))

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Granted. You fall asleep at 3 PM and wake up at 3 AM (because that's the right time (the hour hand is directly right))

What's your wish?

 

[MegaPod]

I wish I were better at talking to people

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Granted. Now you can't talk to anyone but people.

I wish I could run better.

 

[chibighost]

Granted. You now can no longer stay still and you keep running forever.

I wish for endless chips

 

[Ryan Massey]

granted. now you will drown in chip forever

i wish for a dog

 

[chibighost]

Granted. You have a werewolf.

I wish for a churro