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Corrupt a Wish v2

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granted, but it's been soaked in the blood of munchlax

I wish for my metabolism to increase by 33% - 50%
 
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Granted. You get no energy from any of the food you eat.

I wish for a churro that isn't soaked in the blood of my brother
 
kurebā
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granted, it's been soaked in the blood of a female munchlax this time

I wish my hamster would stop biting me
 
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granted. your hamster is stuck in its locked cage with no teeth. its not able to eat anything.

i wish for school to end
 
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Granted. Unemployment rates spark an all-time high to lack of education, literacy rates are extremely low. People rebel against the government and want to change. A worldwide civil war occurs.

I wish for the diary of a wimpy kid books to become a required book for high school literature
 
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granted. The children of the world stop going to school in fear of terrible things happening to them.

i wish for every day to be halloween
 
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Granted, world obesity rates rise, and the candy market rises.

I wish for zippers on jackets to not get stuck.
 
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Granted. There's no way to corrupt it.

I wish people cared
 
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Granted. People now care about everything they already cared about more.

I wish for a better ability to learn writing
 
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Wish granted. Since everyone can write good, nobody relies on technology anymore, and we go back to the old era.

I wish for Coolmath games to be an ESport
 
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Granted. Adobe Flash is permanently blocked by most browsers, and all the ones that do allow Flash are crappy.

I wish for something interesting to happen
 
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Granted, a meteor falls on your house.

I wish for Second Language to not be required in High School
 
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granted. nobody learns any other language and society collapses due to a lack of communication between countries

I wish that Pokemon was in the olympics
 
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granted, but the only pokemon allowed in battles are gen I pokemon

I wish bowser jr. was a more viable character in smash ultimate
 
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Granted. Now every other character is horrible and borderline unusable.

I wish my college campus wasn’t so big and confusing.
 
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granted. now it's not even a campus, and we went back to one room schools.

i wish tropius was semi decent
 
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Wish Granted. Wobbling is as easy as grabbing and down throwing.

I wish for Audino to lose her mega evolution
 
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your selfish wish is granted, but houndumb is erased from the pokemon series forever, never to return

I wish that people would stop using gendered pronouns to refer to pokemon species that can be both male and female
 
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Wish granted, Masculine pokemon are called female and Feminine pokemon are called males

I wish for Houndoom to be back to universe in this thread
 
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