Corrupt a Wish v2

[chibighost]

granted. now this thread is only houndoom and neosquid destroys the thread.

i wish we got new megas like mimkyu

 

[Blaine.]

Wish granted. Alola pokemon have the most Megas, and to balance things out, all the Kanto Megas are gone

I wish for an Epic Gamer Tool

 

[chibighost]

granted. you have now become the ultimate gamer and you have destroyed norway

i wish for some chips

Alola pokemon have the most Megas, and to balance things out, all the Kanto Megas are gone

i actually like that idea. it'll get rid of all the Charizard megas

 

[Blaine.]

Wish granted. You received stale, flavorless potato chips.

I wish for One chocolate fudge brownie

 

[chibighost]

granted. it's poisoned.

i want brownie ice cream that isn't poisoned

 

[Blaine.]

Wish granted. It's melted

I wish for a single penny

 

[MegaPod]

Granted. That’s all the money you have now and will ever get from now on.

I wish for a Dhelmise figurine

 

[Eager Eevee]

Granted but its locked up in a metal cage and you can't open it or even see inside it.

I wish for more money than I'd ever need.

 

[Blaine.]

Wish granted, you get 40'000 dollars

I wish for a fully charged phone

 

[MegaPod]

Granted, it’s been fully charged by a rhinoceros.

I wish for some Hippeas brand puffed snacks in the house

 

[Blaine.]

Wish Granted. Your house is overtaken and crushed


I wish for this sentence to have a period

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Granted.

I wish for this sentence to have a period..........................................................................

I wish for this sentence to be in all caps.

 

[Blaine.]

Granted.


I WISH FOR THIS SENTENCE TO BE IN ALL CAPS.

I wish for someone to say uwu

 

[chibighost]

granted. everyone will call you a furry uwu

I WANT PEANUTS!!!

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Granted. They're moldy and inedible.

I wish for corn.

 

[Vast Darkness]

Granted. It's genetically modified, pesticides were used on it, far too much fertilizer was used, it barely was watered, and it's only one kernel

I wish for US

 

[chibighost]

granted. trump rules it.

i wish for a bewear

 

[lapi]

Granted. The Bewear hugs you to death and the body is never found.

I wish I was a trainer

 

[chibighost]

granted. since pokedollars are worth pretty much nothing, you go into debt.

i want a pancham

 

[Vast Darkness]

Granted. It's at level 100, so it can't evolve.

I wish for Ultimate Sightnado