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Corrupt a Wish v2

Run Rabbit Run!
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Granted. Except there is no Sightnado any more...

I wish i wasn't so unlucky...
 
The Weavile Thief
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Granted. The sandwich is kosher but not delicious at all

I wish for iPhone XII
 
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Granted, you pay 1,000,000 dollars for it, go bankrupt, and die

I wish for my Jester Ocelot pokemon to become real
 
Pikachu Aficinado
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Granted, but it had a terrible temper and ran away.

I wish that I could have unlimited amounts of merchandise.
 
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Granted, it is all of Morgz and horrible Meme Channels. Also, you get charged every time it arrives, looping you into debt. Also, it gets added every 12 hours

I wish for a good book
 
Pikachu Aficinado
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Granted, except all the pages inside were blank.

I wish I could fly.
 
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Granted, you lose your power once you get 25 feet in the air

I wish for the next answer to be exactly 420 words long
 
Vee Vee Eeeeveee!
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Granted. 420 words long.

I wish to be able to catch 'em all in a new pokemon game.
 
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Wish Granted, you can only catch all the Caterpies

I wish for zippers to not get stuck anymore
 
The Weavile Thief
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Granted. You don't have zippers anymore

I wish me and my Weavile rule over the world
 
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Wish Granted. Weavile becomes bland as everyone uses one

I wish Watchog would get more love
 
Fiery Extraordinaire
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Watchog receive so much love, that nobody is able to work anymore. They are just obsessing over Weavile over and over. Civilization is ruined, nobody have the energy to eat or do their stoff. They are just thinking over and over about Watchog. Soon, humanity disappear.

I wish to get some honey.
 
Run Rabbit Run!
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Granted. You get a whole pot of honey, but you become allergic to it.

I wish I never ran out of things to wish for.
 
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Wish Granted, you ultimately realize you aren't having fun in life anymore, especially since you get everything you wish for. You have everything, yet you live in constant fear of dying or causing a tragedy due to your never-ending wishing. You manage to seclude yourself from society and to end your suffering, you wish for one last thing. I wish to disappear. You wait, but you don't disappear. You wished to never die years ago, and since your wishes always come true, you live in immortality, always suffering.

I wish for a happy story
 
Merry Chrysalis
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Granted. Siren Head plays a happy story for you to hear with its “speakers” as it pursues you, until it inevitably...catches you...

I wish for a Galarian Weezing card
 
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127044Wish granted, it is worth 1000000000000 dollars and there is only one. But if it is seen by anyone but you, you are sentenced to death.

I wish for a horrible Smogon Team
 
hee ho table flippers!
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Granted. It's a bunch of Goldeen.

I wish for my school to disappear out of existense
 
Run Rabbit Run!
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Granted but the world implodes as a result.

I wish for food.
 
The Weavile Thief
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Granted. There's now infinite amount of food that you'll forced to eat it and die for that

I wish for big house
 
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