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Corrupt a Wish v2

can't you say anything that makes sense?
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granted. it's so big you get lost.

i wish to not go to school today
 
Filtration Fairy
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Granted. You literally no longer wish for anything, and simply let yourself wither away from a sheer lack of wanting anything that would prevent that from happening.

I wish for a costume of Janet from The Good Place
 
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granted. You turn into Janet and you are stuck in the good place forever

I wish for a pet Marx to serve me chaos in the morning.
 
can't you say anything that makes sense?
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Granted. Nobody does anything and the world is just an egg.

I wish for a waddle dee
 
Darkness ≠ Evil
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Granted. It spawns right on top of you, doing something (I don't know what, I'm guessing deal a small amount of damage, but I could be wrong)

I wish for this wish to change nothing about the world, causing it to act as if this wish never happened.
 
can't you say anything that makes sense?
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granted. you caused an error in the system and the earth self destructs.

i wish for a good day for once.
 
Mr. Skuntank
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Everything goes exactly the way you want tomorrow. After the wished for good day is over, you are suddenly in the Arctic regions and have to stay there for 30 days in a row to survive.

I wish I was the smelliest Skuntank ever.
 
Darkness ≠ Evil
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Granted. However, World War 3 is declared.

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted.
 
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ungranted

i wish that cheese graters were more popular
 
Eyes of Ruby
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Granted. Now they are used as a form of corporal punishment in schools, prisons, etc.

I wish that Falinks were Fighting/Steel instead of just pure Fighting.
 
Harbinger of Disaster
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Granted, but the wild Falinks just killed your Galarian Rapidash in a nuzlocke run of Shield.

I wish my head didn't hurt.
 
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Granted, now the rest of your body hurts

I wish Nintendo reverted the stupid changes it did in the Paper Mario series.
 
Darkness ≠ Evil
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Granted. The Paper Mario series disappears altogether.

I wish for this wish not to be granted.
 
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Granted anyway, and the thread implodes as a result.

I wish I could be more active here again.
 
Darkness ≠ Evil
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Granted. You become less active in everything that isn't here.

I wish for this wish to cause the same effect as if it was not granted.
 
I think I peaked here tbh
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Granted. You’re gonna die alone.

OHHHHHHHHHH I’m so sorry

I wish I didn’t have to get out of my bed to go get food
 
Super Cinderator
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Granted, but the food is only half as good.

I wish I could stick to a solid schedule.
 
I think I peaked here tbh
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Granted. You’re in prison.

I wish I didn’t have to work to earn money
 
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