Corrupt a Wish v2

[DawningWinds]

Granted, your money is now worthless but you get $50 every day.

I wish I wasn't in pain right now.

 

[toastghost]

Granted. You hurt every other time other than right now.

I wish my ralsei plush would come faster

 

[DawningWinds]

Granted. It looks absolutely nothing like it's supposed to.

I wish my cat would be quiet at the times when I want to sleep.

 

[Sightnado]

Granted. You don't have a cat anymore.

I wish for this wish to not be granted

 

[DawningWinds]

Granted, that wish has been replaced with a wish that will ruin your life forever that will be granted in its place.

I wish I wasn't so dizzy.

 

[Sightnado]

Granted. You are now only slightly less dizzy.

I wish for [redacted]

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Granted, but [redacted] isn't redacted.

I wish I had a million bucks.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but the million dollars came from a bank robbery and is marked, and now the police are after you.

I wish I was a graduate of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Granted, however. You accidentally revive Voldemort.

I wish Digimon were real.

 

[Giri]

Granted but you won't see pokémon thereafter

I wish someone prepares a vaccine against COVID19

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Granted, but the moment they finish working on it, COVID-19 just... disappears...

I wish I could become a Pretty Cure!

 

[DawningWinds]

Granted. You get utterly destroyed by whatever the current series' evil unhappiness monster is.

I wish I could win single battles in the Battle Tower.

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Granted, but you can never win any of the Battle Tower's Double Battles.


I wish I had a magical sword in my hand!

 

[DawningWinds]

Granted, but as the sword grows more powerful, it starts to drain your life force.

I wish I could change the theme back to the one I usually use.

 

[MegaPod]

Granted, but your screen brightness gets stuck so low that you can hardly read a thing.

I wish that I could instantly become a skilled animator.

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Granted, but every time you try to animate something, the cartoon characters come to life and start to run amok in your office.


I wish I was a Magical Boy.

 

[Sightnado]

Granted, but you are actually no different, you’re now described as magical though.

I wish for this thread to die.

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Granted, but it doesn't stay dead...

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone said "Coronavirus"...

 

[Sightnado]

Granted. In Zimbabwe dollars. Not USD.

I wish for the thread to die and stay dead

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Well, granted, but actually, no.

I wish I could kick someone in the head.