Corrupt a Wish v2

[Sightnado]

Granted. It’s you.

I wish for this wish to be granted.

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Granted, but the wish doesn't get granted.

I wish for the next person's wish to NOT be granted.

 

[Sightnado]

Granted, but not really.

I wish for nothing.

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Granted, but instead, you get something.

I wish I had a sandwich.

 

[DawningWinds]

Granted. It's wet and full of dirt.

I wish I could actually get to sleep at a decent time.

 

[Sightnado]

Granted. Now you wake up too early.

I wish for pearl sugar.

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Granted, but you're given a pearl, a bag of sugar and a Polymerization card.


I wish I could do something to save the world.

 

[Sightnado]

Granted. It turns out you sleeping tonight saves the world. Very boring.

I don’t wish for anything for myself, rather I wish for everyone else to get one dollar.

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Granted, but you do.


I wish I had a Hatterene.

 

[Sightnado]

Granted. Except for the fact that it’s the worst Hatterene that could possibly exist.

I wish for a Benjamin Franklin trading card, and I mean the kind that’s fixed at a value of 100 USD.

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Granted, but the value of the card can never go up, no matter how much time passes.


I wish I had a Gothitelle.

 

[Sightnado]

Granted, but it’s literally the Hatterene from earlier, just with its species data changed.

I wish for a 100 USD bill.

 

[DawningWinds]

Granted. It's fake.

I wish I could come up with a wish to get granted that I haven't already had granted before.

 

[Sightnado]

Granted. It’s that one.

I wish for whomst’d’ve ate my apple to suddenly be one apple lighter.

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Granted, but now they are an apple-shaped lighter.


I wish I could sing high notes like I used to without hurting myself.

 

[Harryghost]

Granted, but you can only sing in public from now on.

I wish to fly like a fairy!

 

[toastghost]

granted, but you lose your ability to fall when you are at your highest point of flight

i wish i could sleep

 

[Harryghost]

Granted, but you can only sleep when outside.

I wish I could be physically flexible.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Granted, you're flexible indeed, but your integrity is rather malleable and is about as firm as play-doh.

I wish for gratification.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Granted. But you will also get a sensation of guilt to go with it.

I wish for a new phone.