Corrupt a Wish v2

[DawningWinds]

Granted.
Welcome to the world of Madoka Magica (pre-Ultimate Madoka). Have fun dying/becoming a witch/etc.

I wish to have infinite time to read books.

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted but the only books you have are boring and ones you don't like

I wish that life was much happier

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, Brave New World by Aldous Huxley is now real






I wish I had some oreos

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted but the oreos are hard and out of date

I wish for a glass of coke

 

[lisianthus]

...that's a lot of coke...maybe throw it away soon before the TSA says hello...

I wish that school was over now instead of in a month

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, it burned to the ground



I wish I got a chance to drive in some sort of race

 

[DawningWinds]

Granted. You are driving an alien spacecraft you don't understand in a race with rules you don't understand and you're constantly getting penalties for cheating as a result.

I wish I could get my DS to charge.

 

[CuboneKing]

Granted, but the only cartridge it will accept is Cory in the House DS

I wish my joy-cons worked

 

[TheGoldenToon]

Granted, now the Switch is broken.

I wish for super speed shoes.

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted but they can only be used once

I wish for better weather here in the UK

 

[CuboneKing]

Granted, but it’s better by the standards of a masochist. Hello constant heat waves and torrential downpours

I wish my phone was always fully charged

 

[lisianthus]

Granted, your house doesn't have any electricity plugin socket thingies anymore

I wish that it snowed right now

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted but the snow is so hard you can't leave the house for a few days

I wish Cubone had an Alolan form

 

[Dreary_Rowlet]

Granted, but you have to kill it with a very rare item to turn it to it's Alolan form.

I wish I have a bag of infinitely generating chocolate chip cookies.

 

[DawningWinds]

Granted. The magic the bag uses to generate the cookies also compels you to be constantly eating the cookies, no matter how full you get or how sick you get from over-eating sweets.

I wish I actually had the attention span to finish a story.

 

[Dreary_Rowlet]

Granted, but you get worldbuilder's syndrome as well, you can never start one at all thanks to that.

I wish my brother would stop screaming.

 

[BigDocFan]

Granted but if he is also unable to scream for help if he needs it

I wish for my own airplane

 

[Dreary_Rowlet]

Granted, but it cannot fly at all. :{

I wish to sleep easily.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, narcolepsy

Granted. You are driving an alien spacecraft you don't understand in a race with rules you don't understand and you're constantly getting penalties for cheating as a result.

So basically podracing





I wish for some dank meme ideas

 

[lisianthus]

So basically podracing

That's what I was thinking too!!

I wish for some dank meme ideas

Granted, they all are in Japanese for some reason