Corrupt a Wish v2

[Parma]

Granted, but your mind gets flooded with them and you are unable to capitalize on those ideas.

I wish for a cheeseburger sub.

 

[Werewolf Hero]

(cool)

Granted its dray

I wish for beverages.

 

[Tyrfing]

Ok, but they are filled with urine as well.

I wish for a Venusaur without a tree.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. Air becomes so toxic that you can't breathe and sadly, die.
I wish that I am a Latios!

 

[Tyrfing]

Granted, but a person caught you for collection and put you in his PC.

I wish for cake.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. The cake is a lie.
I wish for Ash to catch Wuji Kyurem

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, it happens when the anime series ends in 3078.

I wish for incredible luck.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. Now paparazzi will surround your house and take all your belongings.
I wish for a triple XL pizza

 

[Chan]

granted, but it's too big to eat.
I wish for a faster internet

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. The internet now runs at the speed of light and ended up in the sun.
I wish for some Diamonds and Sticks in Minecraft

 

[Kakuna Matata]

Granted, but then your computer crashes and you can't play the game anyways.

I wish Madame Boss, Miyamoto and Mondo would appear in Best Wishes.

 

[Werewolf Hero]

Granted there good guys now

I wish for a smile

 

[Tyrfing]

Certainly, but it is turned upside down.

I wish for more cake.

 

[Okami Takahashi]

Granted- but it's all a lie.

I wish for an endless collection of yuri.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. It didn't come
I wish for a private jet that I totally know how to control

 

[Tyrfing]

OK, but it will crash in 10 seconds

I wish for a non-lying cake, how can you corrupt that?

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. It is rock cake THAT'S how you corrupt a wish!
I wish to be on the moon

 

[Pain Split]

Granted... Hey, where's your spacesuit?

I wish that this wish would get corrupted. (If you corrupt the wish, it isn't corrupted, because that's exactly what I wished for, and if you don't corrupt it, then it is corrupted, and therefore isn't corrupted again. But you have to corrupt it somehow, right?)

 

[Caprizant]

Granted, but the paradox created a black hole in your stomach that consumed you.

I wish for a good sandwich.

 

[AlexTheRose]

Granted, but it had some chemical light liquid inside it that you didn't notice until the last bite.

I wish for a more popular website.