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Corrupt a Wish v2

Mining for Shinies!
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Granted. The traffic there is so high, your computer crashes.
I wish for all of my robots to go really fast and so can I
 
Gardevoir Enthusiast
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Granted, but you and your robots combust and explode soon after hitting Mach 5.

I wish I had more time to do stuff.
 
Go Your Own Way
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Granted. You spent that time doing nothing.

I wish my life had an epic soundtrack.
 
Comfort ghost
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Granted, it consists of only one epic track that you can't stand.

I wish I had super speed powers.
 
Mining for Shinies!
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Granted. You ran so fast, you tore the fabric of reality and died... horribly.
I wish that I was able to do ANYTHING (And I mean it)
 
Go Your Own Way
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Granted, you tested it all one at a time. You were doing fine, until you got to "live in a lava pit." You were able to live. Until you tested if you can die in a lava pit. You were able to do that as well.

I wish for a big, sunny field to lay in.
 
The First Homunculus
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The Sun eventually collided into ur spot.

I wish that my wish wouldn't be corrupted ;P
 
Go Your Own Way
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Granted, but the paradox created a black hole in your stomach that consumed you.

I wish people would stop wishing for the same basic wish seen above.
 
追放されたバカ
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Granted, but your wish is now corrupted, which means they will from now on.

I wish for Edd Gould to be ressurected.
 
Waffles.
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He's a zombie. Did you really not see it coming?

I wish that I didn't wish.
 
NCIS Special Agent
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Granted, you're banned form this thread.

I wish someone would tell me who the [EFF!] Edd Gould is.
 
Gardevoir Enthusiast
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Granted, but then you end up not watching his EddsWorld show.

I wish for fancy cheeses!
 
Lovely
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Granted, all the girls run away when you dance to LMFAO's song

I wish I was lovely
 
Comfort ghost
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Granted, you're only lovely to aliens from a far distant planet.

I wish I was immune to all diseases.
 
Mystery in another region
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Granted. It's just a toy gun.

I wish I would have never had the curiosity to check who Sanae Hanekoma is.
 
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