Corrupt a Wish v2

[Ghetsis-Dennis]

Granted, but it falls under the uncanny valley.

I wish for a TF2 remix of "Winter Wrap Up."

 

[EspeonUsedDazzlingGleam]

Granted, but you can only listen to it via illegal downloading and the cops WILL find you.

I wish my house could be bigger.

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

Yes but it is so big that maintenance is such a chore that you go in to depression.

I wish for naturally green hair

 

[Pink Panzer]

Granted, it's a blindingly bright neon green that everyone hates.

I wish to find a dollar on the ground.

 

[Fair Verona]

Granted, it's counterfeit

I wish to have long flowing hair

 

[TFSpock]

Granted, but it's so long that your house gets tangled in it as you try to leave, thereby preventing you from ever leaving your house.

 

[Cyber Jet]

You did not even wish for something so I just ruined your dreams instead!

I wish for a 50 foot high waffle with butter!

 

[Ferbgor]

Granted, but you get a Heart Attack from seeing its sheer size.

I wish friends weren't such bastards.

 

[TPJerematic]

Granted you now have no friends

I wish I could have some cake

 

[DracoMan]

Granted...but the cake is a lie.

I wish [REDACTED] was in love with me.

 

[Ferbgor]

Granted, but [REDACTED] turns out to be a whore and gives you Aids.

I wish for free range chickens.

 

[Fair Verona]

Granted, they are free range chickens with bird flu

I wish the world was delightful

 

[Pink Panzer]

Granted, the world is delightful, but not the entire universe. You are soon banished by the authorities to Neptune for littering.

I wish for 5 sticks.

 

[13theCat]

Granted, but someone breaks your 5 sticks and runs away with them.

I wish that i want a Season 2 of MLP:FiM.

 

[Pink Panzer]

Granted, you want a second season, but it's cancelled as a result of your wish.

I wish for a churro.

 

[Ferbgor]

Granted, but you realize it's a snake when it's too late, and it bites your oesophagus and sends the poison straight to your heart, killing you.

I wish for chocolate.

 

[Leggo]

Granted, but you soon realize that you no longer like chocolate...

I wish to meet Voltaire!

 

[Fair Verona]

Granted, but his ghost possesses you

I wish for the forbidden fruit

 

[Frantic]

Granted, but when you eat it, you find out a colony of fire ants live in it. They bite you from the inside and you die.

I wish I owned a real-life Milotic.

 

[Ferbgor]

Granted, but it will eat you in your sleep.

I wish I could get Meloetta.