Corrupt a Wish v2

[Tyrfing]

It didn't come with an engine.

I wish for a Gallade that is shiny.

 

[Mintaka]

Granted. Turns out that it's a hacked Pokemon!

I wish that a day had 25 hours instead of 24.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. The calendar was so messed up, you wanted it to be 24 hours again, but it's final.
I wish for a pet Lucario

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, it's level 100 and there are no eighth badges in this world, so you can't control it. It sound escapes and does terrible damage.

I wish I could eat as much as I want without repercussions.

 

[Almonds]

Granted, you gain weight in your bones

I wish I had a boyfriend

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Granted.


I wish a lot of money.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. Your house is made out of money and is destroyed by a 1 mph wind.
I wish that i had a B Dasher Kart from Mario Kart 7

 

[Orion]

Granted. But you get the slow one from DS instead.

I wish I had the Triforce of Power.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. You die because you can't handle such power.
I wish for a hang glider powered by imagination!

 

[reshikrom]

Granted,but you get so much work to do that you don't have time to imagine things anymore.


I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted in any way possible.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. The paradox killed you.
I wish people will just plain stop wishing for the basic wish above

 

[reshikrom]

Granted, but you become the only person to do it and you eternally hate yourself.

I wish that people will stop bitching about annoying wishes.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. You get banned for using offensive, un-kid-friendly language.
*I wish ^ was not banned (If he's not banned and you corrupt this, he'll be banned)

 

[BanetteWobbuffet]

Granted. reshikrom isn't banned, you are.

I wish for a legal, real, virus-free, free, english version of Pokemon Black 2.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. You lost it in 10 seconds.
I wish for a 10DS

 

[BanetteWobbuffet]

Granted. It is evil and proceeds to destroy the universe.

I wish for a carrot.

 

[Orion]

Granted. You are now a carrot.

I wish for a factory-new Harley.

 

[BanetteWobbuffet]

Granted. It appears above your head, and then falls, crushing you.

I wish for a video game.

 

[Peachy]

Granted. But, it crashed your +$250 dollar system, damaging it beyond repair.

I wish, for a pizza.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. You get Anchovie, Eggplant, Apple and Orange juice, Pepper pizza.
I wish for a YouTube channel