Corrupt a Wish v2

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. You get beat up at a funeral because you were happy your best friend died.
I wish for Awesome Sauce!

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Granted. You're arrested for LSD possession.

I wish I wasn't so awful at falsetto.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. Now you are the worst around.
I wish for a giant unpoppable balloon

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Granted. Have fun watching it rise into the sky.

I wish I were good at parkour.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. You did a speed jump to the moon.
I wish the cake is not a lie.

 

[RuBoo]

Granted. You get killed by GLaDOS

I wish I could control all of space-time!

 

[RuBoo]

Granted. You get killed by GLaDOS

I wish I could control all of space-time!

 

[Windchild]

Granted. But you find out that time is only a measurement of space, and don't get to control either.

I wish I was the best at all my many talents.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Granted. You are now the world's best thumb-wrestling air guitarist.

I wish glitch music would become more popular.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. Annoying sounds come out of your MP3
I wish for a piece of the Cake from Portal and not get killed by GLaDOS.

 

[Windchild]

Granted. Wheatley kills you instead.

I wish for more genies.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. Wheatley kills you instead.

I wish for more genies.

FACT FILE: Wheatley was not in the original Portal. I did not say Portal 2.
Granted, you lost all their wishes.
I wish for ^ to remember that Wheatley was not in Portal 1

 

[Windchild]

A. I knew that all along, but he's basically the only other character in the games that isn't just an audio recording.
B. Can't, because I never forgot it.

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted or anything even slightly synonymous with corruption.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. The paradox consumed you. (Now how many times have Caprizant and I said that?)
I wish i could remember my homework.

 

[Windchild]

Granted. Your homework is a 9000!!!!-page oral report and this is your last day to work on it.

I wish it was Waluigi Time.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. Now you can't sleep.
I wish for tomatoes.

 

[Windchild]

Granted. You get Adam West.

I wish people didn't type my name every time they post on this thread.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. One second later, they do it again. (You didn't say how long!)
I wish for ^ to be PWND

 

[Windchild]

Granted. I am Presented With N's Dragon.

I wish I could finish my secret Paint project so it would look awesome, unique, and would no longer be a secret.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. Now you are surrounded by fangirls 24/7
I wish I grew up.