Corrupt a Wish v2

[Frantic]

Granted, but in Aria Forme it sings until you become severely mentally unstable

 

[DracoMan]

I wish you had remembered to make a wish.

 

[Pink Panzer]

Granted, but the wish involved you dying.

I wish for a slave that would never rebel.

 

[Travalgar]

Granted; you get a dozen of sled dogs.

I wish people would stop liking rap musics.

 

[Ferbgor]

Granted, but without rap the music industry stops making money, then they decide to stop making music.

I wish I had a Snarl Zorua.

 

[Pink Panzer]

Granted, but Game Freak gets notified somehow and shoots an arrow across the world to go straight through your head and the game cartridge.

I wish for a time machine.

 

[Frantic]

Granted, but when you go back in time you walk past Bart and get shot instead.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of cupcakes.

 

[EspeonUsedDazzlingGleam]

Granted, but none of them have frosting on them.

I wish my life were a musical.

 

[Frantic]

Granted, but none of them have frosting on them.

I wish my life were a musical.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NO FROSTING!!!!!

Granted, but you can never stop singing... EVER!

I wish to be able to have psychic powers

 

[EspeonUsedDazzlingGleam]

I wouldn't mind if I couldn't stop singing. That's what musicals are for.

Granted, but you can't control whose minds you read and when, so you learn things about people that you never wanted to learn.

I wish I never got thirsty or hungry.

 

[Frantic]

Granted, but you lose all energy from not eating or drinking. Then you die from lack of energy.

I wish I could think of a wish. XD

 

[Pink Panzer]

Granted, but your wish was to die horribly.

I wish for free brownies.

 

[AtomicRebirth]

Granted! But they're three years old and harder than stone.

I wish I had superpowers.

(P.S.: I hope this isn't considered necroposting...)

 

[Pink Panzer]

Granted, but they are to fly uncontrollably, and to catch yourself on fire without immunity to said fire. Basically, you are a much worse human torch.

I wish for technology to advance several years right now.

 

[AtomicRebirth]

Granted, but several years from now, technology is exactly the same as it is today.

I wish everyone would just get along.

 

[Peppermint Phoenix]

Granted we are ALL idiotic bigoted jerk faces!

I wish to be more nerdy and Asian instead of white!

 

[EspeonUsedDazzlingGleam]

Granted, but you end up looking like a Pokemon reject, so everyone keeps mistaking you for a cosplayer.

I wish I had perfect teeth so I don't need a retainer anymore.

 

[Fair Verona]

Granted, you have a perfect set of alligator teeth.

I wish for inspiration

 

[AtomicRebirth]

Granted. You've just been inspired to give up whatever it is you were trying to do.

I wish I would stop procrastinating and actually study.

 

[xzeldax3]

Granted, but you fail the test.

I wish I could freeze and un-freeze time at will without it affecting me.