Corrupt a Wish v2

[Cap'n Jack]

Granted. You are now grown up.

...

And it sucks.

I wish I had an ice cream bar in my hand right now.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. Now your hand IS the ice cream bar!
I wish v has a pet pony

 

[spiderbrush]

Granted, but it dies the day after.

... wait, what?

I wish for my pet pony to be revived.=/

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. It is Fluttershy from SHED.MOV!
I wish for a COMBUSTABLE LEMON!

 

[RuBoo]

Granted. It explodes in your face, making your eyes burn in more ways than one.

I wish I had a pet Fluttershy!

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. Fluttershy in SHED.MOV would eat your brain if you go into her shed. So really. you got ANOTHER SHED.MOV Fluttershy!
I wish for MLP:FiM is aimed towards boys AND girls permanently while not causing a war over who hates it and who doesn't (It really is getting annoying!)

 

[RuBoo]

The first part is not granted because it has always been so, just aimed more towards girls. The second part is granted, as non-bronies are now extinct.

I wish everyone knew that Luigi is better than Mario.

 

[Windchild]

Granted. Now there are no more Mario games, and all we get are more Luigi's Mansion titles.

I wish for a friend that won't kill me or harm me physically or emotionally in any way.

 

[RuBoo]

Granted. You are now absolutely apathetic, and your friend is brain dead.

I wish I could complete Mario Luigi & Sonic Tails at the London 2012 Olympic Games.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. Now you MUST compete in the REAL London 2012!
I wish for everyone to know that Sonic is better than Mario! (and Luigi)

 

[Windchild]

Granted. Waluigi gets the titles instead.

I wish for a pink Rayquaza that isn't a normal one after an encounter with the invert colors function.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. But to get this Rayquaza, you must watch 5,000,000,000,000,000 hours of MLP:FiM and not do anything else.
I wish for all the trees in Oregon!

 

[Windchild]

Granted. Jamie Hyneman shoots them at you with his mythcannon of science.

I wish to be a Deoxys.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. You are now being dissected in Area 51.
I wish for the best kart in Mario Kart 7

 

[Windchild]

Granted. You get all of them and cannot go through the fun of earning them.

I wish for expert skills on Paint.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. Now you've got fans charging through your door.
I wish for a 4 TB SD Card with nothing on it!

 

[TFSpock]

Granted, but it is so big that it crushes you to death.

I wish for a wish.

 

[Windchild]

Granted. You get a psychotic Jirachi.

I wish for unlimited potential.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. Now you don't get the fun of trying.
I wish to do ANYTHING and I MEAN it!

 

[Italy-kun]

Granted. You died. Dying is someting.