Corrupt a Wish v2

[Goodbye Blue Monday]

Granted, but it only lasts two seconds.

I wish someone else would do my dishes for me.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. He cleans them with wubs...
I wish for nyeh.

 

[Windchild]

Granted. Nyeh!

Spoiler

I wish EA hadn't left Darkspore to die.

 

[New Game Plus]

Wish granted! They didn't and they come out with a sequel that's just horrible.

I wish... I knew where my PSP disappeared to.

 

[Windchild]

Granted. It's in SPAAAAAACE!!!

I wish for a creepy Latias [insert profession with feminine connotations here].

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. When did you forget she came with a annoying Latios boyfriend (me in disguise)
I wish for SPAAAAAAAACEEE!!!!

 

[New Game Plus]

Granted! At which point you're sucked into a black hole!

I wish Oasis would get back together.

 

[Crystal Onix]

The genie misunderstands you, thinking you mean the geographical formation, and makes all the world's oases join to form one huge lake with you at the bottom.

I wish I were smart.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. Now you have a embarassingly big head.
I wish I would BE a Deoxys

 

[Windchild]

Granted, but you're stuck in Defense Forme.

I wish I had a creepy Latias nurse that would never dump me, is very intelligent, shares a ton of interests with me, isn't ugly, no one, including her, would have a problem with us dating, and without a boyfriend... Oh, and neither of us would get killed, lost, or injured for the next 80 earth years.

Try and corrupt that.

 

[Goodbye Blue Monday]

Granted, but you both die an excruciatingly painful death in the 81st earth year.

I wish people didn't take this game so seriously.

 

[Shadow Raikou]

Granted, this has become a child's play.

I wish for a master ball.

 

[Goodbye Blue Monday]

Granted, but it already has a Pokemon in it...a level 3 Magikarp.

I wish it wasn't so cold in here.

 

[Shadow Raikou]

Granted, a drought starts.

I wish for 97 rare candies to level up my level 3 magikarp.

 

[Goodbye Blue Monday]

Granted, but they're poisoned and so your Magikarp dies instead.

I wish for an ice cream sundae.

Granted, a drought starts.

Sidenote: Dryness =/= heat.

 

[Shadow Raikou]

Granted, but it turns out you were chewing on a Giant Bearctic's beard.... you can imagine what happens next.

I wish for a plate to use on my Arceus I just caught by using the masterball that was left empty since Magikarp died.

Sidenote: Ah. Still, corruption is corruption. =3

 

[Kyriaki]

Granted, you will use a dinner plate, and Arceus will be on the table

I wish they made the BW2 promotion vid into an OVA

 

[DracoMan]

Granted, but it's in Sanskrit.

I wish Deox-Y never made another wish involving Latias.

 

[Shadow Raikou]

Granted. He wishes about Latios instead.

I wish that Dracoman changes his avatar. >

 

[New Game Plus]

Consider it granted. Though he changes it to the same exact one you have.

I wish that lady's baby would stop crying.