Corrupt a Wish v2

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, it cries forever once it's no longer a baby.

I wish I knew every language in the universe.

 

[Shadow Raikou]

Granted, but people laugh at you because you only speak Klingon and Latin.

I wish Star Trek was real. =3

 

[Windchild]

Granted. Spock kills you.

I wish for my previous wish, but neither of us would die, get injured or lost ever.

 

[Shadow Raikou]

Granted, but it turns out it is a Latios colored pink. >=D But I know you are just gonna add/counter that for your next creepy Latias nurse wish...

I wish that Deox-Y gets to meet everything in his signature, and they are angry on him. >

 

[Windchild]

Not granted. The guy left of Shadow Arceus is me, and I can't be mad at myself.

I wish for my previous wish, but the Latias really is a Latias.

 

[Shadow Raikou]

Granted, but she inhales a poisonous scent, and his left in COMA for ever. =D

I wish that Deox-Y gets to meet everything except himself in his signature, and they are angry on him. >

 

[RuBoo]

Granted. They then kill you once they return to normal.

I wish the godmodder formerly known as Dark Deox would stop trying to formulate an incorruptible wish. My head hurts trying to corrupt his wishes.

 

[Windchild]

Granted. I succeed.

I wish for my previous wish, but neither of us become comatose ever. Also, I wish that the liar and auto-hitter known as RuBoo didn't put the image of my Zekrom turning into slop into my head.

 

[RuBoo]

Not granted. Godmodding shall always be paid in kind.

I wish my above statement were true.

 

[Windchild]

Not granted. I took an eye, you took an entire head.

I wish for my previous wish minus the Zekrom imagery part.

 

[RuBoo]

Not granted. Given the name of this thread, I think an incorruptible wish is against the rules, ergo stop trying to achieve what you are trying to achieve!

...Ahem... I wish for a wish that is easily corruptible so that I am not doing something against the rules.

 

[Windchild]

Granted. Prick-seeking missiles, activated.

I wish I had steadier hands.

 

[RuBoo]

And here I'd just thought of the perfect way to corrupt your incorruptible wish. Also, those missiles are locked onto you. Haha.

Granted, but you have absolutely no control over them.

I wish the entity formerly known as Dark Deox wasn't such a mean godmodder.

 

[Windchild]

Declined.

I wish you'd show some integrity. You're an adult, stop acting like a preschooler and get over the freaking past.

 

[DracoMan]

Granted, but someone else goes after you.

I wish you'd both [EFF!]ing knock this off.

 

[RuBoo]

Granted. Dark Deox, go away.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

*has not been inputted with a wish to corrupt*

Does not compute.

This unit wishes for commands.

 

[DracoMan]

Granted...

I wish for you to get rid of Deox-Y and RuBoo.

 

[Windchild]

I'm not going anywhere. Only half-granted.

I wish my guitar never went out-of-tune.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. It only went IN of time.
I wish I could do anything and not die permanently.