Corrupt a Wish v2

[Windchild]

Granted, you die for one second every other second.

I wish for BW2 to be awesome after they come out, and be awesome until the next titles in the main series are released in the U.S.

 

[Goodbye Blue Monday]

Granted, but they're so awesome that you forget to do anything else and end up failing out of school/getting fired from work.

I wish I wasn't too lazy to go to the store and buy stuff to make food.

 

[Windchild]

Granted. You walk there and get mugged.

I wish everyone knew that I get at least a B+ in each subject on only 5-6 hours of sleep.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. Your enemy got a A+
I wish I was a web-slinging Deoxys.

 

[Windchild]

Granted. Your webs are made from your body, and slinging too many will kill you.

I wish I could make grounded Zapdos feet on Paint.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. Enter, Shigeru Miyamoto.
I wish there was a skin for Bronies on BMGf. (But not for me, but to be kind)

 

[Kira Akigari]

Granted But it had a major problem hahhaahaha
I wish to marry an anime character

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Granted. Welcome to the amazing land of Area 11 with your new wife Kallen.

Ah, here come some giant war robots. Good luck.

I wish for pie.

 

[Windchild]

Granted. To the face, the pie goes.

I wish the writers at GF would revive the 'Lati@s as humans' idea.

 

[Nuvakat]

Granted. They revive it, but since Pokemon don't wear clothes, their human forms don't wear clothes either, so the English version gets censored and you never get to see it.

I wish I hadn't just written that, because it's a disturbing mental image... (Yes, that is really my wish.)

 

[Windchild]

Granted, but I get to see it instead. All right..!

I wish that there were no ticks or anything analogous to them.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, but they're probably a very important part of the food chain, so all life on Earth dies out.

I wish dogs were much more intelligent but kept their friendly personalities.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. Now Humans are dogs and dogs are Humans.
I wish for a lv. 100 Arceus with 1,000,000 HP, 1,000,000 Attk./Sp. Attk., 1,000,000Def./Sp. Def., 1,000,000 Speed without any viruses or is it hacked forever.

 

[Windchild]

Granted. It shows up IRL and starts destroying the universe.

I wish I was a wind demon.

 

[Czechmate]

Granted. Now you are a wind demon.

I wish Pokemon was real.

 

[Kakuna Matata]

Granted, but they revolt against being put in Pokéballs and start a war against humanity for dominance.

 

[Windchild]

Granted. Now you are a wind demon.

Yes!

Granted. Terrorists don't kamikaze, Electrode do now.

I wish... For immortality to Frank Welker!

 

[Czechmate]

Granted. Now you are a wind demon.

Yes!

Granted. Terrorists don't kamikaze, Electrode do now.

I wish... For immortality to Frank Welker!

Granted. Now Frank Welker will live for ever and ever.

I wish for having a mansion.

 

[Windchild]

Granted. You die and haunt it.

I wish for 7. Corrupt it, don't just grant it.

 

[Czechmate]

Granted. But I will haunt all 7 of them along with my Zoroark.

I wish for... A DATE!