Corrupt a Wish v2

[Yun]

You want a date? Sure, take Sabrina. Just to warn you though, she's let herself go~

I wish for an endless mountain of pickles (Don't judge me).

 

[Orion]

^Granted. It fall on top of you, effectively ending you.

I wish for a new tuxedo.

 

[Czechmate]

Granted. BUT... There's a catch. There's a HUGE cockroach inside it that will end your life.

I wish for a dinosaur.

 

[Yun]

You want a dinosaur? Here you go ^^

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I want a shark.

 

[Czechmate]

Granted. But it will eat you.

I want a Snivy.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. It dies without level-up.
I wish I could shove the fact that I got all star coins in SM3DL

 

[Almonds]

Granted, it causes the star coins to disappear

I wish I could listen to the nice voice again

 

[Kakuna Matata]

Granted, but now it's on repeat for all of eternity.

I wish Wendy and Domino would become semi-reoccurring characters in the anime.

 

[Ghetsis-Dennis]

Granted, but only for one episode.

I wish the Dark Knight Rises is out already.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. The dark knight rises. literally.
I wish for chocolate coins.

 

[Ghetsis-Dennis]

Granted, but they're just hard to bite as real coins.

I wish I have a zipper on my back.

 

[Windchild]

Granted. You barf out of it, and can't wipe it off.

I wish I had a never-ending book of good ideas for me to draw.

 

[Kakuna Matata]

Granted, but you waste away reading it in a vain attempt to acquire as much knowledge from it as possible.

I wish I had some sugar cookies.

 

[Windchild]

Granted. You have a heart attack.

I wish SinisShipping was canon.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. Caprizant doesn't have a ship now.
I wish for a barn in minecraft that is made out of DIAMONDS and can't be griefed, blown up by TNT/Creepers, and has a nice amount of animals that live for eternity..

 

[Windchild]

Granted. There are no doors and the floor is bedrock.

I wish I hadn't been infracted.

 

[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. You got banned.
I wish that the barn i wished for (see ^^) had doors and the floor is made out of Diamonds

 

[Windchild]

Granted. The doors won't open, though.

I wish Nel were real.

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[TheShinyMiner]

Granted. He is now only a paper sketch
I wish that the barn I wished for (see ^^ and ^^^^) had doors that could open and that you can't EVER grief it.

 

[Windchild]

Granted, but they only open from the outside.

I wish Nel existed, and she wasn't just a drawing or painting.