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Corrupt a Wish v2

Zexy

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You are no longer an unreal one :))

I wish my Hydro Pumps always hit, Ghosts included.
 

Berrenta

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Granted. Now everyone is the same. Boring, isn't it?

I wish razor burn didn't exist. X_x
 

Bouffalant Herdier

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Granted, but since it doesn't exist, you have no need to make this wish. How are we even talking about this now? What's that!? ARGH! *Universe implodes*

I wish I could enjoy Paper Mario: Sticker Star more.
 

The Thin White Duke

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Granted. You enjoy it, then that git in your sig appears in it.

I wish for bright copper kettles, warm woolen mittens, brown paper packages tied up with string.
 

Berrenta

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Granted. The kettles are damaged, the mittens are tattered and ugly, and you do NOT want to know what's in those packages.

I wish I had a good paying job that's not too dirty.
 

Kakuna Matata

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Granted, but you're required to be so ridiculously meticulous about appearance and cleanliness that you're stressed out beyond belief.

I wish that food never went bad/rotted/etc.
 

The Thin White Duke

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Granted. Food looks good enough to eat, but you don't want to know what's at the core.

I wish I could think of a wish for the one below me to corrupt it, I'm sucked dry of wishes.
 

Zexy

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Granted. You think one, but the guy below does not know how to corrupt it!

I wish for candy!
 

Miss Mew

With Lady Rainicorn too!
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Granted, but it's earwax flavored.

I wish for a super-friendly Eevee that listens to my every word.
 

The Thin White Duke

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Granted. It's unbelievably ugly, so when you put it to bed you have to put a paper bag over its head to kiss it goodnight.
I wish the moderators liked me.
 

Miss Mew

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Granted, but nobody else will ever like you again.

PS-I could care less if Eevee was ugly!

I wish for a Mew without any corruptions or bad things or any disadvantages or any of those to me either. BEAT THAT!
 

Zyla

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Granted. You are now dead.

I wish that The Ninth Doctor had joined Ten and Eleven for the 50th anniversary.
 

Taco

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Granted, but they'll never meet each other again afterwards.

I wish for a crossover between Pokémon and Sonic!
 

Zexy

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Granted, but Sonic will refuse to evolve into Super Sonic with a Thunderstone!

I wish Google Translate was more accurate.
 

Berrenta

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Granted, but now it's only accurate in translating to gibberish.

I wish White Kyurem wasn't so ugly looking.
 

Taco

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Granted, but now Black Kyurem is really ugly.

I wish for the ABCs to be the ZYXs instead.
 
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