Corrupt a Wish v2

[Zexy]

You are no longer an unreal one )

I wish my Hydro Pumps always hit, Ghosts included.

 

[megaevolvedmushroom]

Granted. It now has 20 base power.

I wish Electrode was more liked.

 

[Chief KazamiNator]

Granted, Voltorb is then the most hated Pokemon.

I wish it wouldn't rain tomorrow.

 

[Fletchling]

Granted, instead it rains fire, and the world ends.

I wish religion wasn't invented.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. Now everyone is the same. Boring, isn't it?

I wish razor burn didn't exist. X_x

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, but since it doesn't exist, you have no need to make this wish. How are we even talking about this now? What's that!? ARGH! *Universe implodes*

I wish I could enjoy Paper Mario: Sticker Star more.

 

[The Thin White Duke]

Granted. You enjoy it, then that git in your sig appears in it.

I wish for bright copper kettles, warm woolen mittens, brown paper packages tied up with string.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted. The kettles are damaged, the mittens are tattered and ugly, and you do NOT want to know what's in those packages.

I wish I had a good paying job that's not too dirty.

 

[Kakuna Matata]

Granted, but you're required to be so ridiculously meticulous about appearance and cleanliness that you're stressed out beyond belief.

I wish that food never went bad/rotted/etc.

 

[The Thin White Duke]

Granted. Food looks good enough to eat, but you don't want to know what's at the core.

I wish I could think of a wish for the one below me to corrupt it, I'm sucked dry of wishes.

 

[Zexy]

Granted. You think one, but the guy below does not know how to corrupt it!

I wish for candy!

 

[Miss Mew]

Granted, but it's earwax flavored.

I wish for a super-friendly Eevee that listens to my every word.

 

[The Thin White Duke]

Granted. It's unbelievably ugly, so when you put it to bed you have to put a paper bag over its head to kiss it goodnight.
I wish the moderators liked me.

 

[Miss Mew]

Granted, but nobody else will ever like you again.

PS-I could care less if Eevee was ugly!

I wish for a Mew without any corruptions or bad things or any disadvantages or any of those to me either. BEAT THAT!

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, but all the world's Eevees disappear.

I wish I could stop worrying about the future.

 

[Zyla]

Granted. You are now dead.

I wish that The Ninth Doctor had joined Ten and Eleven for the 50th anniversary.

 

[Taco]

Granted, but they'll never meet each other again afterwards.

I wish for a crossover between Pokémon and Sonic!

 

[Zexy]

Granted, but Sonic will refuse to evolve into Super Sonic with a Thunderstone!

I wish Google Translate was more accurate.

 

[Berrenta]

Granted, but now it's only accurate in translating to gibberish.

I wish White Kyurem wasn't so ugly looking.

 

[Taco]

Granted, but now Black Kyurem is really ugly.

I wish for the ABCs to be the ZYXs instead.