Corrupt a Wish v2

[ReturnofMCH]

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(read that backwards)
i wish the konami code could be used to unlock all 649 pokemon as shinys + all unown in black 2 and white 2

 

[Miss Mew]

Granted, but the game crashes right alfer from overload.

I wish my shiny Eevee had wings and wasn't corrupted or disturbed and same with me and that no Pokémon or humans or anything disappears from this wish, nobody dies, nobody leaves, etc. In a nutshell: NOTHING BAD HAPPENS with this wish. HA! BEAT THAT GUYS! MUAHAHAHA!

 

[Zyla]

Granted. But now every Eevee has wings, so yours isn't special.

I wish I had a 3DS for Pokémon X...

 

[Miss Mew]

Ok, but it explodes the second you turn it on.

BTW that would be AWESOME!!! But actually, mine would still be shiny... (Shakes head) you failed!!!

I wish for my Ipad to never run out of battery.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Granted, its current battery dies and can't be replaced.

I wish I had more patience.

 

[Taco]

Granted, but memory loss will accompany that.

I wish for a talking cellphone named Bill who would be my best friend and have a battery that would never be able to die out.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

granted, but bill takes the place of your REAL best friend.
i wish my next wish(or this one) wouldn't go corrupt.

 

[Taco]

Granted, but this is your last wish.

I wish that I was a superhero!

 

[Miss Mew]

Granted, but your powers all involve toilet humor and your name is peed-his-pants man.

I wish nobody had to use the bathroom without any consequences of death or such.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

granted, but now the "bladder of steel" achievement in rock band 2 is easier to get, THANKS FOR THE HELP!!!!!!!!!
i wish that the grim reaper was free from billy's and mandy's torture (remember THAT show?????)

 

[Miss Mew]

Uh, no, but I've heard of it and Granted, but now Billy and Mandy torture Arceus.

I wish nobody on Earth would die-and the Earth grew with each person born!

 

[ReturnofMCH]

granted, but with everyone dead, the earth doesn't grow!
i wish the meaning of life WASN'T 42 (hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference)

 

[Taco]

Granted, but now it's 43.

I wish that I can't fly.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

granted, but now you have laser vision!
i wish i could fly!

 

[Taco]

Nooo!!!
What's your wish?

I wish that the world was a cube.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

granted! but now people are spheres!
i wish that you would see my edited post from above.

 

[Taco]

Granted, but nobody else can now!

I wish that I could have a bigger avatar.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

granted, but now you are banned for a large avatar!
i wish all my infractions would go away!

 

[Taco]

Granted, but your account will now be terminated.

I wish that I would get free Generation III remakes.

 

[ReturnofMCH]

granted, but now you are in federal jail for piracy and illegal auction
i wish piracy wasn't illegal in the u.s.a.